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<blockquote data-quote="BBQBluesMan" data-source="post: 54897" data-attributes="member: 1007"><p>Which one of yous is selling a Bronco? :;:rockit</p><p></p><p><a href="http://www.bismanonline.com/mandan_nd/1982_ford_bronco_xlt" target="_blank">http://www.bismanonline.com/mandan_nd/1982_ford_bronco_xlt</a></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Ladies stand back, get too close to this testosterone spewing machine and we will not be held accountable when you spontaneously become pregnant. Men have glanced its way and grown free flowing luxurious beards. I have even seen babies drool in awe of its existence. Behold the 1982 Ford Bronco XLT. Purchased as a project vehicle, but lost time and Im buying a house and would rather put the money towards it. This Bronco has the 302 cu in (5.0 L) powertrain with an automatic transmission. What does that mean you ask? TORQUE that's what. Plus with that auto transmission, your scrawny left leg doesn't need to strain pushing the clutch when youre pulling the reigns on the filly. This multi brown and blue colored beast drives and is street worthy, but lets face it, streets are not where you want to take this thing. Did I mention TORQUE? Trucks got so much TORQUE the earth slows its revolutions every time you step on the throttle.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">This truck runs, stops and makes angry noises. Does it have issues, sure its 33 years old. To be fair I see 18 year old kids running around with a lot more issues than this truck has. Thats everything bad about the truck, now the good stuff. Floor mats yeah we got you covered, 6 of them. Seats, yup. One brown, one blue, cuz color coordination is for sissies. Tires, lights and a radio that doesnt work. 32 gallon tank, new fuel lines and heater core. Yeah that about covers it, but I did say this was a project vehicle. And oh yeah TORQUE.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: silver"><span style="font-size: 9px">- - - Updated - - -</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">Haha! Awesome</span></span>:;:thumbsup</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BBQBluesMan, post: 54897, member: 1007"] Which one of yous is selling a Bronco? :;:rockit [URL]http://www.bismanonline.com/mandan_nd/1982_ford_bronco_xlt[/URL] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]Ladies stand back, get too close to this testosterone spewing machine and we will not be held accountable when you spontaneously become pregnant. Men have glanced its way and grown free flowing luxurious beards. I have even seen babies drool in awe of its existence. Behold the 1982 Ford Bronco XLT. Purchased as a project vehicle, but lost time and Im buying a house and would rather put the money towards it. This Bronco has the 302 cu in (5.0 L) powertrain with an automatic transmission. What does that mean you ask? TORQUE that's what. Plus with that auto transmission, your scrawny left leg doesn't need to strain pushing the clutch when youre pulling the reigns on the filly. This multi brown and blue colored beast drives and is street worthy, but lets face it, streets are not where you want to take this thing. Did I mention TORQUE? Trucks got so much TORQUE the earth slows its revolutions every time you step on the throttle.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial]This truck runs, stops and makes angry noises. Does it have issues, sure its 33 years old. To be fair I see 18 year old kids running around with a lot more issues than this truck has. Thats everything bad about the truck, now the good stuff. Floor mats yeah we got you covered, 6 of them. Seats, yup. One brown, one blue, cuz color coordination is for sissies. Tires, lights and a radio that doesnt work. 32 gallon tank, new fuel lines and heater core. Yeah that about covers it, but I did say this was a project vehicle. And oh yeah TORQUE.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=silver][SIZE=1]- - - Updated - - -[/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=arial] Haha! Awesome[/FONT][/COLOR]:;:thumbsup [/QUOTE]
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