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<blockquote data-quote="johnr" data-source="post: 32989" data-attributes="member: 395"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">[SIZE=+2]Dogs In Heaven?[/SIZE]</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">[SIZE=+1]An old man and his dog were walking down this dirt road with fences on both sides, they came to a gate in the fence and looked in, it was nice grassy, woody areas, just what a 'huntin' dog and man would like, but, it had a sign saying 'no trespassing' so they walked on. They came to a beautiful gate with a person in white robes standing there. "Welcome to Heaven" he said. The old man was happy and started in with his dog following him. The gatekeeper stopped him. "Dogs aren't allowed, I'm sorry but he can't come with you."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"What kind of Heaven won't allow dogs? If he can't come in, then I will stay out with him. He's been my faithful companion all his life, I can't desert him now."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Suit yourself, but I have to warn you, the Devil's on this road and he'll try to sweet talk you into his area, he'll promise you anything, but the dog can't go there either. If you won't leave the dog, you'll spend Eternity on this road." </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">So the old man and dog went on. They came to a rundown fence with a gap in it, no gate, just a hole. Another old man was inside. "S'cuse me Sir, my dog and I are getting mighty tired, mind if we come in and sit in the shade for awhile?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Of course, there's some cold water under that tree over there. Make yourselves comfortable"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"You're sure my dog can come in? The man down the road said dogs weren't allowed anywhere."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Would you come in if you had to leave the dog?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"No sir, that's why I didn't go to Heaven, he said the dog couldn't come in.</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">We'll be spending Eternity on this road, and a glass of cold water and some shade would be mighty fine right about now. But, I won't come in if my buddy here can't come too, and that's final."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The man smiled a big smile and said "Welcome to Heaven."</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"You mean this is Heaven? Dogs ARE allowed? How come that fellow down the road said they weren't?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"That was the Devil and he gets all the people who are willing to give up a life long companion for a comfortable place to stay. They soon find out their mistake, but then it's too late. The dogs come here, the fickle people stay there. GOD wouldn't allow dogs to be banned from Heaven. After all, HE created them to be man's companions in life, why would he separate them in death?"[/SIZE]</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="johnr, post: 32989, member: 395"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=+2]Dogs In Heaven?[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=+1]An old man and his dog were walking down this dirt road with fences on both sides, they came to a gate in the fence and looked in, it was nice grassy, woody areas, just what a 'huntin' dog and man would like, but, it had a sign saying 'no trespassing' so they walked on. They came to a beautiful gate with a person in white robes standing there. "Welcome to Heaven" he said. The old man was happy and started in with his dog following him. The gatekeeper stopped him. "Dogs aren't allowed, I'm sorry but he can't come with you." "What kind of Heaven won't allow dogs? If he can't come in, then I will stay out with him. He's been my faithful companion all his life, I can't desert him now." "Suit yourself, but I have to warn you, the Devil's on this road and he'll try to sweet talk you into his area, he'll promise you anything, but the dog can't go there either. If you won't leave the dog, you'll spend Eternity on this road." So the old man and dog went on. They came to a rundown fence with a gap in it, no gate, just a hole. Another old man was inside. "S'cuse me Sir, my dog and I are getting mighty tired, mind if we come in and sit in the shade for awhile?" "Of course, there's some cold water under that tree over there. Make yourselves comfortable" "You're sure my dog can come in? The man down the road said dogs weren't allowed anywhere." "Would you come in if you had to leave the dog?" "No sir, that's why I didn't go to Heaven, he said the dog couldn't come in. We'll be spending Eternity on this road, and a glass of cold water and some shade would be mighty fine right about now. But, I won't come in if my buddy here can't come too, and that's final." The man smiled a big smile and said "Welcome to Heaven." "You mean this is Heaven? Dogs ARE allowed? How come that fellow down the road said they weren't?" "That was the Devil and he gets all the people who are willing to give up a life long companion for a comfortable place to stay. They soon find out their mistake, but then it's too late. The dogs come here, the fickle people stay there. GOD wouldn't allow dogs to be banned from Heaven. After all, HE created them to be man's companions in life, why would he separate them in death?"[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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