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<blockquote data-quote="Zogman" data-source="post: 92457" data-attributes="member: 328"><p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on ebay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p> </p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on ebay) and ran it</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">up the flag pole[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat us down.[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: black">[/FONT]</span><span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot][/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: black">[FONT=&quot]Hot Damn — Safe at last — Ain’t America great or what?[/FONT]</span></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zogman, post: 92457, member: 328"] [FONT=comic sans ms][/FONT] [INDENT] [INDENT] [INDENT] [INDENT] [INDENT] [INDENT] [INDENT] [INDENT] [COLOR=black][FONT="]I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on ebay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT][/INDENT] [/INDENT] [INDENT] [INDENT] [INDENT] [INDENT] [COLOR=black][FONT="]I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on ebay) and ran it up the flag pole[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="]Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat us down.[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT="][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="]Hot Damn — Safe at last — Ain’t America great or what?[/FONT][/COLOR] [/INDENT] [/INDENT][/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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