Home Security

[Zogman]

[FONT=&quot]I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on ebay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]


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[FONT=&quot]I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]


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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on ebay) and ran it
up the flag pole[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]



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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer
and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]



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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can't pat us down.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]



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[FONT=&quot]Hot Damn — Safe at last — Ain’t America great or what?[/FONT]



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[Sub_Elect]

Jeez, I just named my modem "Security Van #3"

 

[lunkerslayer]

Zogman that's funny but sad since it is true.
Sub elect when I set up my Internet service on my computer, there was a fbi van #7 name that popped up which kind of strange. Then I realized that I couldn't find the van anywhere.#$%^&>

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