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<blockquote data-quote="Zogman" data-source="post: 198328" data-attributes="member: 328">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Danny and Gladys are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announce: &quot;Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news, our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; An hour later Danny turns to his wife and asks, &quot;Gladys, did we pay our Visa and MasterCard bill yet?&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;No, sweetheart,&quot; she responds.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Danny, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, &quot;Gladys, did we pay our American Express card yet?&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send that cheque too!&quot; she says. &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;One last thing Gladys. Did you remember to send the instalment cheque for Revenue Canada this month?&quot; he asks. &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Oh, forgive me, Danny,&quot; begged Gladys. &quot;I didn't send that one, either.&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Danny grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Gladys pulls away and asks him, &quot;What was that for?&quot; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Danny answers &quot;They'll find us!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Zogman, post: 198328, member: 328"] [B][/B][COLOR=black] Danny and Gladys are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announce: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news, our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!" [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] An hour later Danny turns to his wife and asks, "Gladys, did we pay our Visa and MasterCard bill yet?" [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] "No, sweetheart," she responds.[/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] Danny, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Gladys, did we pay our American Express card yet?" [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] "Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send that cheque too!" she says. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] "One last thing Gladys. Did you remember to send the instalment cheque for Revenue Canada this month?" he asks. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] "Oh, forgive me, Danny," begged Gladys. "I didn't send that one, either." [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] Danny grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] Gladys pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?" [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR] [COLOR=black] Danny answers "They'll find us!"[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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