SwarSnobSki finders all the way!
- - - Updated - - -
9 out of 10 people who think the Ranger owner is a dickhead:
1. Don't really know what kind of boat they're looking at but it's got sparkles so must be a Ranger
2. Aren't smart enough to string together and pronounce long names, that's why "Lund" is so popular, it's short enough for those slack-jawed-booger-eating morons to pronounce.
3. The hyphen in "Yar-Craft" just rolls their eyes back into their heads.
4. The 2 "T's" in "Triton" are too close together
5. The double "R" in Warrior definitely messes with their being able to slowly phonic that bitch out loud.
6. Stratos takes too long to get to a vowel
7. The ZV21 and ZV18 behind the word "Nitro" makes them think they're looking a Russian spy codes
8. Can't understand why Larson has 2 syllables
9. Believe they're unable to purchase a Skeeter because it's got something to do with Skeet and guns and they've been adjudicated mentally defective and can't pass a NICS background check.
10. Believe there's some kind of moral high-ground obtained by denying themselves their true desire.