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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Ristorapper" data-source="post: 68776" data-attributes="member: 810">"A lady was in an elevator by herself.  So she let one rip and it smelled like crap, so she sprayed a lot of pine scented spray.  Then a guy got on the elevator and said"OH MY GOD, it smells like someone shit a christmas tree!"I work with about 90% male coworkers.  I am known as the worst.  If someone passes gas within a mile of me I get blamed.  I can relate to the one that had utility crews called.   We all have small cubicles and it sure is fun trying to test the wind current directions within the building when ya rip one. Once a year we will have a supervisor go with us on our annual street inspection.  I've been known to eat a bowl or two of my favorite chili (who in the heck puts beans AND cabbage in there chili and for what reason<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />)the night before.  Funny how they have to give us a days notice before they go with us.  Idiots!!  Seems like all the supervisors are always arguing who would/should/could go with me.  I don't think they like me.  I've always called 'em flybys.  Like in Top Gun when Goose and Maverick fly by the control tower.  I'll do that by the supervisor's desk all the time.   You all know what shart or sharting is?  Careful, ya don't want to try too hard now.The best is several times when the Mother-in-law lets the wind fly while standing around talking with friends.  You see she is hard of hearing and i'd guess she thinks they are SILENT, when in fact they are not.  My family has a great laugh when we relive those memories and one time it was in church.I was on a long walk hunting deer south of Bismarck with my dad a long long time ago.  The urge was overbearing and I had to do the squat.  Sure is handy when a man has a knife with.  But where and how do you decide what to lose when you are in that position.   Easiest to do was cut the underwear off.   The older and  the wiser I get, the more I think I should take a stroll down that depends isle in the store someday and check 'em out.  But it's all about control, isn't it?  When I leave a spot, after the flyby, i'll get a little more serious about depends....</blockquote>

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