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<blockquote data-quote="Zogman" data-source="post: 187354" data-attributes="member: 328"><p>I have had my concealed weapon permit for about 4 years now. So, yesterday</p><p>I went over to the local Scheels to get a 9mm handgun</p><p>for home/personal protection. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p> When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, -"Strip down, facing me." </p><p>Making a mental note to complain to the <em>NRA</em> about the gun</p><p>control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p> When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was actually referring</p><p>to how I should place my credit card in the card reader! As a senior</p><p>citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get</p><p>my pants back on. I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. </p><p>They need to make their instructions to seniors much clearer. I don't think I look that bad! Just need to wear underwear more often.</p><p></p><p>Yup an Old Lame Ass,</p><p></p><p>Zogman</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zogman, post: 187354, member: 328"] I have had my concealed weapon permit for about 4 years now. So, yesterday I went over to the local Scheels[I][/I] to get a 9mm handgun for home/personal protection. When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, -"Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the [I]NRA[/I] about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was actually referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader! As a senior citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on. I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors much clearer. I don't think I look that bad! Just need to wear underwear more often. Yup an Old Lame Ass, Zogman [/QUOTE]
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