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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gst" data-source="post: 38774" data-attributes="member: 373"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:- 'You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back d own except to exit the building! </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">The 2nd floor sign reads:Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. <strong>This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please</strong>. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store .</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a six-story New Wives Store just across the street. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">The 1st floor has wives that love sex. The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money</span></span>[FONT=Open Sans, sans-serif]<span style="color: #333333">.</span>[/FONT]<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue'">The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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