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<blockquote data-quote="KDM" data-source="post: 177337" data-attributes="member: 314"><p>Nose your boat up to the motor of one of the boats, jump in being sure to disconnect the fuel line to the motor with your foot and step on as many rods as possible while kicking over any tackle boxes and coolers you see.&nbsp; Fake a trip on the way to the front of the boat and pull the keys out of the ignition and put in pocket while forcibly disconnecting any wiring visible with particular attention being paid to depth finders.&nbsp; Fall out of front of boat and bounce off the trolling motor shaft while grabbing the prop at a 90 degree angle to it's attachment.&nbsp; Run ten yards up the ramp and then quickly turn around and wave your buddy back into behind the other boat making turning motions with your hand like you forgot the keys to your truck.&nbsp; Repeat the aforementioned steps while getting into the other boat, but in REVERSE order.&nbsp; Get back in the boat and take your chances with the storm knowing that at least you will die teaching someone else to be better people and drop keys into lake.</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="KDM, post: 177337, member: 314"] Nose your boat up to the motor of one of the boats, jump in being sure to disconnect the fuel line to the motor with your foot and step on as many rods as possible while kicking over any tackle boxes and coolers you see. Fake a trip on the way to the front of the boat and pull the keys out of the ignition and put in pocket while forcibly disconnecting any wiring visible with particular attention being paid to depth finders. Fall out of front of boat and bounce off the trolling motor shaft while grabbing the prop at a 90 degree angle to it's attachment. Run ten yards up the ramp and then quickly turn around and wave your buddy back into behind the other boat making turning motions with your hand like you forgot the keys to your truck. Repeat the aforementioned steps while getting into the other boat, but in REVERSE order. Get back in the boat and take your chances with the storm knowing that at least you will die teaching someone else to be better people and drop keys into lake. [/QUOTE]

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