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<blockquote data-quote="svnmag" data-source="post: 70159" data-attributes="member: 330"><p>For the past hour "they've" been outside of my new bitchn' bachelor pad shampooing, vacuuming and generally banging the shi'ite out of the walls. </p><p></p><p>I just pounced out the door with a resounding "HA-HA". I was dressed in a candy stripped Speedo, camo headnet, black knee socks and pheasant feather appointed Fedora; shirtless with blue circles drawn around my nipples. I looked them deep in the eyes, said in an even tone; "I've just got to boogie" then began twerking. Upon twerking completion they gathered their equipment and moved on. I found this technique just as effective as releasing an angry dog. I must have gained many fans in the building as now the phone won't stop ringing.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="svnmag, post: 70159, member: 330"] For the past hour "they've" been outside of my new bitchn' bachelor pad shampooing, vacuuming and generally banging the shi'ite out of the walls. I just pounced out the door with a resounding "HA-HA". I was dressed in a candy stripped Speedo, camo headnet, black knee socks and pheasant feather appointed Fedora; shirtless with blue circles drawn around my nipples. I looked them deep in the eyes, said in an even tone; "I've just got to boogie" then began twerking. Upon twerking completion they gathered their equipment and moved on. I found this technique just as effective as releasing an angry dog. I must have gained many fans in the building as now the phone won't stop ringing. [/QUOTE]
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