Riddle me this Batman.....

[KDM]

How is it that pets, dogs especially, have laser capable x-ray targeting that will locate and with pinpoint accuracy under several layers of blankets, comforters, sheets, and oftentimes pajamas while their destination is laying at odd angles................perfectly determine what speed, angle of trajectory, and amount of power to expertly land directly ON A SET OF TESTICLES??? I want that kind of targeting technology darn it!!!

 

[Weekender]

My kids are also experts at this

 

[johnr]

My old GSP rolled over last night while lying on his pillow, got wedged in-between the pillow, and the wall, he laid there struggled once to get up for about 5 seconds, than laid there, tried again not being able to right himself off of his back, after the third try, I got up and had to roll him over. He then slowly and almost embarrassingly got to his feet...

Guessing I owed him that having never struck me in the nut sack in 10+ years of being my little buddy.

 

[luvcatchingbass]

My old lab used to be deadly accurate with the Tail Whip Sack Tap.

 

[Fester]

I have a cat that when jumping onto the bed at night happens to land in the right spot every dam time. The dam thing is silent when jumping so there is no warning to try and deflect either. Its great right when your about to fall asleep..