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<blockquote data-quote="Zogman" data-source="post: 203736" data-attributes="member: 328">SNOW DAYWhat a morning.....&nbsp;8:00&nbsp;&nbsp; I made a snowman.&nbsp;8:10&nbsp;&nbsp; A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.&nbsp;8:15&nbsp;&nbsp; So, I made a snow woman.&nbsp;8:17&nbsp;&nbsp; The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.&nbsp;8:20&nbsp;&nbsp; The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.&nbsp;8:25&nbsp;&nbsp; The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.&nbsp;8:28&nbsp;&nbsp; I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.&nbsp;8:31&nbsp;&nbsp; The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.&nbsp;8:40&nbsp;&nbsp; Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.&nbsp;8:42&nbsp;&nbsp; I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : &quot;Yeah, if it's up your ass&quot;&nbsp;8:52&nbsp;&nbsp; My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.&nbsp;9:00&nbsp;&nbsp; I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.&nbsp;9:10&nbsp;&nbsp; I am asked if I have any accomplices.&nbsp;9:29&nbsp;&nbsp; A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.&nbsp;Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Zogman, post: 203736, member: 328"] SNOW DAY What a morning..... 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest. 8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead. 8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf. 8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on. 8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your ass" 8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter. 9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather. 9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. 9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot. Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside. [/QUOTE]

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