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<blockquote data-quote="Zogman" data-source="post: 203736" data-attributes="member: 328"><p>SNOW DAY</p><p>What a morning.....</p><p> </p><p>8:00 I made a snowman.</p><p> </p><p>8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.</p><p> </p><p>8:15 So, I made a snow woman.</p><p> </p><p>8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.</p><p> </p><p>8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.</p><p> </p><p>8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.</p><p> </p><p>8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.</p><p> </p><p>8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.</p><p> </p><p>8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.</p><p> </p><p>8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your ass"</p><p> </p><p>8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.</p><p> </p><p>9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.</p><p> </p><p>9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.</p><p> </p><p>9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.</p><p> </p><p>Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zogman, post: 203736, member: 328"] SNOW DAY What a morning..... 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest. 8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead. 8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf. 8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on. 8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your ass" 8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter. 9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather. 9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. 9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot. Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside. [/QUOTE]
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