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Message: <blockquote data-quote="johnr" data-source="post: 74437" data-attributes="member: 395">I was never forced to straighten up with a bar of soap, so unfortunately I did not know it was as bad as I would later find out. I was on the road for meetings(about 5 years ago), we stayed at the Ramkota in Bismarck. I spent the evening prior in the pub drinking myself smart. That following morning I awoke to the dead cat taste in my mouth, knew I would need to floss, brush, repeat to get rid of the bad taste which I am sure meant bad smell. I opened my overnight bag only to find mrs johnr had removed my tooth paste. So here I am shit breath and hung-over, with no way to freshen my breath.So I did what I figured would be the next best thing, I squeezed some shampoo onto my tooth brush and started to scrub my teeth, which in about 3 seconds turned into me barfing in the sink. I had no idea this shampoo was going to create the most violent vomit fest I have ever had, but the conundrum was now full fledged and I was stuck with booze breath mixed with morning breath, and now vomit breath.I sat as close to the back of the meeting room as I could, drinking coffee, and sweating like a whore in church, as the vomit reflex did not dissipate until hours later. I was teased about drinking to much, which I took as it was less embarrassing than admitting I washed my own mouth out with soap.</blockquote>