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Message: <blockquote data-quote="lunkerslayer" data-source="post: 90398" data-attributes="member: 217"><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">If this list had a beard, it'd have a fist behind it.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"></span></span>[ATTACH]4752[/ATTACH]</p><p>[h=2]<span style="font-family: inherit">1.</span>[/h]<span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit">Chuck Norris never dials the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit">[ATTACH]4753[/ATTACH]</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">[h=2]<span style="font-family: inherit">2.</span>[/h]<span style="font-family: inherit">Chuck Norris is incapable of having a heart attack. His heart would never be foolish enough to attack him.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit">[ATTACH]4754[/ATTACH]</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">[h=2]<span style="font-family: inherit">3.</span>[/h]<span style="font-family: inherit">Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Behold, the first giraffe was born.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit">[ATTACH]4755[/ATTACH]</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">[h=2]<span style="font-family: inherit">4.</span>[/h]<span style="font-family: inherit">Chuck Norris was the first human to visit Mars. That's why there are no signs of life.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit">[ATTACH]4756[/ATTACH]</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">[h=2]<span style="font-family: inherit">5.</span>[/h]<span style="font-family: inherit">Chuck Norris wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit">[ATTACH]4757[/ATTACH]</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">[h=2]<span style="font-family: inherit">6.</span>[/h]<span style="font-family: inherit">Not only can Chuck Norris walk on water -- He can swim on land.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit">[ATTACH]4758[/ATTACH]</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">[h=2]<span style="font-family: inherit">7.</span>[/h]<span style="font-family: inherit">Chuck Norris died in 1992. Death is just afraid to tell him.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit">[ATTACH]4759[/ATTACH]</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">[h=2]<span style="font-family: inherit">8.</span>[/h]<span style="font-family: inherit">Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with hot butter.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit">[ATTACH]4760[/ATTACH]</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">[h=2]<span style="font-family: inherit">9.</span>[/h]<span style="font-family: inherit">When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit">[ATTACH]4761[/ATTACH]</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'">[h=2]<span style="font-family: inherit">10.</span>[/h]<span style="font-family: inherit">Chuck Norris talks about Fight Club.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #373A3E"><span style="font-family: 'Open Sans'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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