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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Zogman" data-source="post: 233127" data-attributes="member: 328">A Snowman Story 8:00 am  - I made a snowman.8:10  - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15  - So, I made a snow woman.8:17  - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere.8:20  - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.8:22  - The transgender ma... wom... er, person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.8:25  - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures.8:28  - I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.8:31  - The Muslim guy across the road demands the snow woman wear a burka.8:40  - The police arrive saying someone has been offended.8:42  - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a subservient domestic role.8:43  - The city equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.8:45  - TV news crew from the CNN shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snow-men and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs?" and am now being called a sexist.9:00  - I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.9:10  - I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.9:29  - Far left protesters, offended by everything, are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded. Moral:  - There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the world in which we live today, and it is only getting worse.</blockquote>

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