What's new
Forums
Members
Resources
Whopper Club
Politics
Pics
Videos
Fishing Reports
Classifieds
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Members
Resources
Whopper Club
Politics
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Forums
General
The Funnies
Winter's on the way!
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Zogman" data-source="post: 233127" data-attributes="member: 328"><p>A Snowman Story</p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p>8:00 am - I made a snowman.</p><p></p><p></p><p>8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.</p><p></p><p></p><p>8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.</p><p></p><p></p><p>8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere.</p><p></p><p></p><p>8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.</p><p></p><p></p><p>8:22 - The transgender ma... wom... er, person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.</p><p></p><p></p><p>8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures.</p><p></p><p></p><p>8:28 - I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.</p><p></p><p></p><p>8:31 - The Muslim guy across the road demands the snow woman wear a burka.</p><p></p><p></p><p>8:40 - The police arrive saying someone has been offended.</p><p></p><p></p><p>8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a subservient domestic role.</p><p></p><p></p><p>8:43 - The city equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.</p><p></p><p></p><p>8:45 - TV news crew from the CNN shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snow-men and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs?" and am now being called a sexist.</p><p></p><p></p><p>9:00 - I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.</p><p></p><p></p><p>9:10 - I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.</p><p></p><p></p><p>9:29 - Far left protesters, offended by everything, are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.</p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p>Moral: - There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the world in which we live today, and it is only getting worse.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zogman, post: 233127, member: 328"] A Snowman Story 8:00 am - I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgender ma... wom... er, person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures. 8:28 - I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 - The Muslim guy across the road demands the snow woman wear a burka. 8:40 - The police arrive saying someone has been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a subservient domestic role. 8:43 - The city equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from the CNN shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snow-men and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs?" and am now being called a sexist. 9:00 - I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters, offended by everything, are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded. Moral: - There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the world in which we live today, and it is only getting worse. [/QUOTE]
Verification
What is the most common fish caught on this site?
Post reply
Recent Posts
Answer me this
Latest: Obi-Wan
A moment ago
Coffee and sweet beaver
Latest: shorthairsrus
1 minute ago
N
I Love This Bar (NDA)
Latest: NG3067
1 minute ago
Bismarck roads and driving
Latest: Obi-Wan
54 minutes ago
7
NFL News (Vikings)
Latest: 701FishSlayer
Today at 1:07 AM
Presidents who added the most
Latest: grumster
Today at 12:01 AM
More CWD NE ND
Latest: grumster
Yesterday at 11:50 PM
Riddle Me This.....
Latest: svnmag
Yesterday at 10:28 PM
Quiet Pellet Gun
Latest: Captain Ahab
Yesterday at 9:47 PM
F
Drotto adjustment?
Latest: Fester
Yesterday at 8:41 PM
Check your bags boys
Latest: svnmag
Yesterday at 8:27 PM
Tractors
Latest: Davey Crockett
Yesterday at 11:15 AM
8
Spring snows 24
Latest: 870XPRS
Thursday at 10:14 PM
R
Tract Optics
Latest: rodcontrol
Thursday at 2:22 PM
S
Israel
Latest: snow2
Thursday at 10:35 AM
Any Birders here?
Latest: svnmag
Wednesday at 8:59 PM
Prairie ghost
Latest: johnr
Wednesday at 4:20 PM
S
Mega Live
Latest: SLE
Wednesday at 2:12 PM
G
A good movie
Latest: gillraker
Wednesday at 9:53 AM
Skinwalker Ranch
Latest: svnmag
Tuesday at 10:16 PM
Friends of NDA
Forums
General
The Funnies
Winter's on the way!
Top
Bottom