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<blockquote data-quote="KDM" data-source="post: 108922" data-attributes="member: 314"><p>Worst insect bite I've ever been handed was done to me by one of them.&nbsp; Picture a young, strong, virile man wearing rubber waders over a pair of shorts without a shirt on, hip deep in the Sheyenne river south of fort ransom trying to catch aquatic insects for his entomology Systematics class.&nbsp; (A class about identifying bugs)&nbsp; Imagine said young man finding a cursed muskrat run and filling his waders with water in one fell swoop.&nbsp; Allow 4-5 seconds for comedic anticipation and WHAMMMMOOOO!!!!&nbsp; Said giant water bug lays a full out smack down bite to the young mans leg between his sack and inner thigh.&nbsp; I invented moves to the Arapaho War dance that haven't seen the light of day before or since.&nbsp; I punched myself in the nuts at least as dozen times in an attempt to kill the offending insect and was GLAD to do it!!!!&nbsp; Holy Hell that was an eye watering, nut busting, hooten' and a hollerin' soup sandwich of an event!!!&nbsp; Swelled up like I had a third nut, colored in shades of purple, black, yellow, and green.&nbsp; I have a special type of dislike for that group of insects that won't soon change.&nbsp; Damn things!!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="KDM, post: 108922, member: 314"] Worst insect bite I've ever been handed was done to me by one of them. Picture a young, strong, virile man wearing rubber waders over a pair of shorts without a shirt on, hip deep in the Sheyenne river south of fort ransom trying to catch aquatic insects for his entomology Systematics class. (A class about identifying bugs) Imagine said young man finding a cursed muskrat run and filling his waders with water in one fell swoop. Allow 4-5 seconds for comedic anticipation and WHAMMMMOOOO!!!! Said giant water bug lays a full out smack down bite to the young mans leg between his sack and inner thigh. I invented moves to the Arapaho War dance that haven't seen the light of day before or since. I punched myself in the nuts at least as dozen times in an attempt to kill the offending insect and was GLAD to do it!!!! Holy Hell that was an eye watering, nut busting, hooten' and a hollerin' soup sandwich of an event!!! Swelled up like I had a third nut, colored in shades of purple, black, yellow, and green. I have a special type of dislike for that group of insects that won't soon change. Damn things!!!! [/QUOTE]

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