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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Captain Ahab" data-source="post: 62029" data-attributes="member: 366"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">An old man is out fishing. He was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Pick me up!"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He looked around and did not see any one. He thought he was dreaming until he heard the voice again.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Pick me up." The old man looked in the water and there, floating on a lilly pad was a frog.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The man said, "Are you talking to me?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The frog replied, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious, jealous and satisfy all your carnal needs ."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The man looked at the frog for a minute in confusion, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The frog screamed, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride!"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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