Pickup Lines

[PrairieGhost]

I put the STD in stud. All I need is u.

STD??????? into stud?????? Yikes.

 

[Stan's Dad]

I put the STD in stud. All I need is u.

Raw-doggin. Classic

 

[guywhofishes]

Pictures needed or it's NOT true!

no - they get enough attention from the ladies without NDA contributing to their massive egos

 

[tikkalover]

Pickup lines? Ha ha, best I could come up with is to flash them a few hundos. I haven't had to use one in 36 years (dated for 3 and married for 33) so I would be no good at giving my input to this thread.

 

[Chas'n Tail]

Pickup lines? Ha ha, best I could come up with is to flash them a few hundos. I haven't had to use one in 36 years (dated for 3 and married for 33) so I would be no good at giving my input to this thread.

Same here. Been married for 6 and off the market for 14, but thought it would be a fun thread. I’m liking the stories so far too. Some funny and some shocking as shit!

 

[Allen]

I was in Bangkok one time and a fellow I was with kept getting the middle finger from a gal across the bar.

It took a while for us to figure out that it meant something different to Thai women than it does to Americans.

Yeah, she picked him up by flipping him the bird.

 

[LBrandt]

Pickup lines are like fishing. (THINK HARD ABOUT THAT ONE)

 

[Rut2much]

Are you from Tennesee ?

 

[MULEDEER]

Skip the foreplay

 

[Fish whisperer]

“How you doin” in your best Joey from Friends voice.

 

[gr8outdoors]

Do u wash ur pants in Windex?, Cause I can see myself in them.
U, me, and a friend makes three.
Can u put ur fist in ur mouth?

 

[Putz ND]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TBRlG9XbHiA

not sure if this link will work. It’s a good method though.

 

[SDMF]

Do you have any (insert your own heritage/ancestry here IE German, Norwegian, etc) in you?

Want some?

 

[Auggie]

Did, "Have you met Ted?" Once and dated the gal for a few months. Only time I tried a dumb pickup line. You need a wingman for it to work though.

 

[bigcatpike]

Are you from Tennesee ?

cuz you're the only ten I see

 

[Fly Carpin]

no - they get enough attention from the ladies without NDA contributing to their massive egos

Fake news. Stan's Dad is a Russian bot

 

[guywhofishes]

Fake news. Stan's Dad is a Russian bot

Agreed on the bot part. But he’s not a big vodka drinker so...

 

[Lapper]

That shirt is very becoming on you, but then again if I were on you, I’d be cumming too!

 

[sl1000794]

Can't post the one I used 45 years ago 'cause we've been married for 44+. Might get back to her (a little crude.)

 

[pointer]

Pick up line in Zeeland "hey sis you up? Pick up line in Strasburg, "get in the pick-up Bitch