Pat and Retch get their 1st car and it smokes something awful. If I recall correctly, the town cop pulls them over for impeding traffic and his greeting for them is something to the effect of, "What are you boys burning for fuel, wet leaves?"
Rancid is feeling under the weather. Goombaw sends chicken noodle soup for Rancid in a whiskey jug. Pat delivers it and Rancid takes a big 'ol gulp, expecting whiskey. Then he spits it out and exclaims, "It's Spiled (spoiled), and it's got dayed (dead) worms in it!"
If I remember right he gets a hatchet for christmas when he's pre-teen, and just after opening it, he's told, "Don't chop anything."