Unless he is hung like a horse, i cant help but wonder how the fuck he is able to reach the "good" stuff. I use the word "good" extremely loosely. I also use the word "loosely" extremely literally. But, i disagree work would take precedence... even over that.
HIM: If I would have known you were still a virgin in addition to removing my bibs I would have taken more time.
HER: If I knew you had more time I would have taken off my pantyhose.