Toilet Paper shortage

[JMF]

Maybe, until that's all that's left, and people are forced to buy a roll for $20. Won't be so flippant then.

I was referring to the people that are already buying it by the square. When it gets to $20 a roll, I'll wash up in the shower.

 

[Rowdie]

That's capitalism. If somebody is dumb enough to pay for it, well by all means let them. It's more like financial Darwinism.

No that's hoarding and can be illegal !!

 

[RPNLPS]

( insert stupidest thing you can think of to hoard)
Mine is popsicles yay!!!!!
And go....

 

[RPNLPS]

https://www.facebook.com/100006925063641/posts/2521887218052089/?d=n

Ohhh myyy must see at least there is still hope!!!!

 

[KDM]

The entertainment value for this hysteria is on a magnitude I can't even describe. Anyone that has spent ANY time in the military or the outdoors knows the value of a swatch of T-shirt or the top portion of a sock. I have enough old T-shirts that if toilet paper ceased to exist on this planet, my house would be fine. Anyone remember CLOTH DIAPERS?? Seemed to have worked for keeping human bottoms clean for decades if not for centuries, but for some reason aren't a viable option in these "Modern Times".

 

[RPNLPS]

The entertainment value for this hysteria is on a magnitude I can't even describe. Anyone that has spent ANY time in the military or the outdoors knows the value of a swatch of T-shirt or the top portion of a sock. I have enough old T-shirts that if toilet paper ceased to exist on this planet, my house would be fine. Anyone remember CLOTH DIAPERS?? Seemed to have worked for keeping human bottoms clean for decades if not for centuries, but for some reason aren't a viable option in these "Modern Times".

Exactly!!!!

 

[sl1000794]

^^^^^^^
Just remember that using cloth to clean yourself, the cloth cannot go in the toilet. You must put in the trash or wash it.

 

[RPNLPS]

^^^^^^^
Just remember that using cloth to clean yourself, the cloth cannot go in the toilet. You must put in the trash.

It all comes out in the warsh!!!!!

 

[Kurtr]

^^^^^^^
Just remember that using cloth to clean yourself, the cloth cannot go in the toilet. You must put in the trash or wash it.

I will just bury it in the hole i dug out side

 

[Captain Ahab]

How often do these people shit anyway? I’m not much good for more than a morning job and jump in the shower.

 

[sl1000794]

How often do these people shit anyway? I’m not much good for more than a morning job and Dump in the shower.

​Fixed it for you!

 

[Paddledogger]

I hope that when all of this is said and done or they let up on restrictions that all of the stores put into policy that no returns on merchandise purchased beteween a certain timeframe cannot be returned. This way...all the hoarders are stuck storing their 2 year supply of toilet paper, cans of Lysol and hand sanitizer at home. ;:;rofl

 

[MathewsZman]

 

[frozen4sioux]

How often do these people shit anyway? I’m not much good for more than a morning job and jump in the shower.

Didnt stock up or hoard but my supply is usually pretty good, the key is to ration your shits.

Gotta cut down from 6+ to 3or less and that will really help.

A guy just cant continue to shit for fun or sport in these trying times.

 

[JayKay]

Didnt stock up or hoard but my supply is usually pretty good, the key is to ration your shits.

Gotta cut down from 6+ to 3or less and that will really help.

A guy just cant continue to shit for fun or sport in these trying times.

Six times a day!? Cut down to three times a day!? How many roasts have you popped outta there?! I go about 6 times per week.

 

[Paddledogger]

Toilet Paper Calculator: https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com

 

[LBrandt]

The entertainment value for this hysteria is on a magnitude I can't even describe. Anyone that has spent ANY time in the military or the outdoors knows the value of a swatch of T-shirt or the top portion of a sock. I have enough old T-shirts that if toilet paper ceased to exist on this planet, my house would be fine. Anyone remember CLOTH DIAPERS?? Seemed to have worked for keeping human bottoms clean for decades if not for centuries, but for some reason aren't a viable option in these "Modern Times".

Both my kids crapped in cloth diapers so if I had to go to cloth wipes and a DIAPER PAIL its not a problem.

 

[tikkalover]

 

[tikkalover]

Someone had mentioned in on earlier post they hoped these stores wouldn't accept returns on products people were hoarding............................... Costco must of read your post.

 

[Ristorapper]

I hope that when all of this is said and done or they let up on restrictions that all of the stores put into policy that no returns on merchandise purchased beteween a certain timeframe cannot be returned. This way...all the hoarders are stuck storing their 2 year supply of toilet paper, cans of Lysol and hand sanitizer at home. ;:;rofl

Walmart too with computers. Some thought this was gonna only last two weeks. Get your computer if you don't have one so your kids can school at home. Back to school and return the computers to walmart for a refund much like those that buy that new TV around super bowl time and return them. Brother works there; true!!

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The people who say " you don't need that much ammo" are the same people who are buying all the toilet paper.

Biden comes to mind.