Chicken eggs?

[Twitch]

At the old woodhouse restaurant in Bis I’d dip their frenchee in ketchup which was just a deep fried cheese but at home it’s tomato soup.

 

[SurvivalAmazon88]

Be glad you don't have balls... Perhaps you could become an ambassador against engineered testicles and the agony of transgender asshole birth.

Yeahhhhh, I think I'm good, thanks.

 

[Jiffy]

Fag fact…oh I mean, fun fact.

The only somewhat plausible spot for a male to bear a child is behind the knee. Still missing all the plumbing though.

 

[johnr]

I don’t know if I could tell either. But I’ve failed blind soda tests that I swore I’d know. If you want a real challenge, do a ketchup brand identification challenge. Impossible lol.

As much as I dislike Lurch, his wife's family sure makes the best ketchup, and I can tell instantly if it isnt Hinze.

 

[WormWiggler]

I don't have a discerning palette, I can tell sweet from sour, but mostly I just do the like/dislike thing... I try to think of food as fuel and only eat as much fuel as I need as I have lots of spare fuel... i think there is some sort of mental thing were your happy with the act of eating or the prospect of eating.

 

[lunkerslayer]

Easy solution would be for all Americans that have the means to be able to raise chickens on their private property.

 

[tikkalover]

Nope
If you want to raise chickens move to the countryside.
I don’t want to smell or listen to them.
I’m sure that the eggs will be really cheap by the time you build a chicken coop, buy the chickens, then the feed, plus your time taking care of them. Just to have them die so you can chuck them in the garbage can.

 

[1bigfokker]

Easy solution would be for all Americans that have the means to be able to raise chickens on their private property.

I can't imagine the rat problem this would create. If you've ever raised chickens or hogs you have fuckin rats.

 

[Kurtr]

I can't imagine the rat problem this would create. If you've ever raised chickens or hogs you have fuckin rats.

They must have a shitload of chickens at the whitehouse with all the rats there

 

[1bigfokker]

They must have a shitload of chickens at the whitehouse with all the rats there

And Trump's getting rid of the sons of bitches!

 

[lunkerslayer]

I can't imagine the rat problem this would create. If you've ever raised chickens or hogs you have fuckin rats.

You have to raise the coups off the ground to remedy that problem, because rats need a place to live. I grew up on a hobby farm with pigs, chickens and turkeys we never had a problem with rats. Yes it would be a problem if one doesn't fix the problem right away. Now other predator can be an issue like hawks, coyotes, or weasels for example but they are fair game if they come after your property.

 

[Fester]

And Trump's getting rid of the sons of bitches!

Not really..the guy endorsed julie fuderchuck...rino!!!!

 

[1bigfokker]

You have to raise the coups off the ground to remedy that problem, because rats need a place to live. I grew up on a hobby farm with pigs, chickens and turkeys we never had a problem with rats. Yes it would be a problem if one doesn't fix the problem right away. Now other predator can be an issue like hawks, coyotes, or weasels for example but they are fair game if they come after your property.

Rats can climb

 

[lunkerslayer]

Rats can climb

But they won't be able to borrow under the structure which is the reason why you put the coop suspended, you jist need to find where they are and you can put out poison away from your chickens.

 

[1bigfokker]

But they won't be able to borrow under the structure which is the reason why you put the coop suspended, you jist need to find where they are and you can put out poison away from your chickens.

I'm glad you have an answer for everything. Carry on.

 

[Browneye]

If you really don't want to raise chickens I would think its possible to come up with a better excuse than they cause you to have rats. Just don't get chickens man.

 

[Retired-Guy]

If you really don't want to raise chickens I would think its possible to come up with a better excuse than they cause you to have rats. Just don't get chickens man.

Some of us just don't want our next door neighbors raising chickens and attracting rats, smelling up the air, and listening to a rooster crow every morning at 0 dark 30.

 

[Retired-Guy]

Like tikkalover says move to the country if you want to be a farmer.

 

[KDM]

Good Grief People!! Here's what I know about chickens. They don't smell unless you have too many confined in one area. Six chickens walking in a 100 x 100 ft area (backyardish) produce way less poop than a single 20lb dog. Ever seen the backyard of a house that owns a big dog in the spring? Does that minefield smell? Keep that in mind. As far as being noisy. You gotta be kidding me. Car noise alone in town is way higher that what 6 chickens would produce without a rooster. You people listen to lawn mowers, snow blowers, sirens, semi's and trucks of every kind, motorcycles, radios, barking dogs, kids playing, etc. etc. etc. and you're going to complain about 6 fricken chickens? Talk about a bunch of Karens. As far as rats go. Rats are attracted to clutter, food, and filth. Keep the food area clean as well as your yard and you will have no problems with rodents. Piles of refuse and your garbage containers, can and do attract rodents with or without chickens. A chicken coop for 6 birds will be the size of a regular dog house and can be put on cinder blocks. I've seen people that use a large dog travel cage with a doggie door access and it works fine. The biggest problem with urban chickens, as with most everything else is WINTER. Keeping them, the water, and the eggs from freezing. It can be done as lots of people keep their dogs in the garage in winter. You just have to keep the area cleaned up. It's very similar to keeping an outside dog. Egg On!!!

 

[Obi-Wan]

Some of us just don't want our next door neighbors raising chickens and attracting rats, smelling up the air, and listening to a rooster crow every morning at 0 dark 30.

I am willing to bet at least one of you neighbors is offended by something you do on your own private property