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    REST IN PEACE sl1000794

    Doggonit. He’ll be missed.
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    SNOWBALL FIGHT

    This is my father-in-law’s fault. After the dust bowl deer opener and all our gear caked with dirt he proclaims, “I hope we get two frickin feet of snow!” And a couple weeks later he did. And it hasn’t stopped. Sure beats a drought!
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    Merry Christmas

    Christmas is tricky. What gifts should I buy for these 17 people? Oh, I’m married so what gifts should WE buy for these 17 people? Plus these eleventy people on your side? Now how are we gonna make Christmas work… how many days can each of us afford to be away from work… who’s going to be “in...
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    Gift Ideas inexpensive nice though for that person that sportsman/women that has everything

    https://www.dhcustomrods.com/
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    Bison going South again

    Also a racial slur, bigotwhofishes
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    Bison going South again

    SDSU/NDSU has been a dream Frisco matchup for years and it’s finally happening. Unfortunately NDSU is a big underdog this year. Between the two schools, they’re gonna drink Frisco dry. Drunkest city in America for a couple days.
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    Memes

    The wut
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    Memes

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    Memes

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    Memes

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    Memes

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    Memes

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    Memes

    Post ‘em here. You’re welcome.
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    Property taxes

    That money is for our children. You’ll just spend it on Busch Light anyway. It should be used to reintroduce bison to the landscape. Also NVG and thermal optics, belt-feds, mortars, anti-drone weapons, signal jammers, and body armor. For the children. In case Canada invades, of course.
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    Property taxes

    I can’t believe you suckers are still paying taxes. What a maroon
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    Deal Alert!

    Man, there were some kickass deals in this thread after Trump beat Hillary.
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    Deal Alert!

    Easily the best deal I’ve ever seen on an AR15 lower receiver set. I wouldn't expect the quality to be fantastic but I bet it’s functional. If you pick one up and live around Fargay, I can assemble it for you. I’ve done quite a few for friends and family...
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    SANTA

    But I bet you look fabulous in your skinny jeans
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    Kids coloring contest

    Cocaine saves the day yet again
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    Kids coloring contest

    Make your Christmas gay!
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    Kids coloring contest

    Call it the “Icehole probe” series
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    Kids coloring contest

    Mrs. Wetter was just imploring me to give her a Christmas list because I’m so difficult to shop for. I can confidently say a custom painted cock lure would make for a truly merry Christmas. Time for a limited run? Mrs. Wetter will surely pay your asking price. After all, it’s a limited edition.
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    Kids coloring contest

    I saw the OP and thought, “if there’s a God in heaven, a penis is going to wind up on this lure.” And right on queue, God sent a Marine.
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    Time to bring this back........

    Imagine procuring props for that photo op and having to be the lady that’s like, “ya, I need a gun for this infant. Whatdya got?”
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    Time to bring this back........

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    Bringing back wild bison

    Im just funnin
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    Bringing back wild bison

    Thanks Kurt. Can’t say I’ve missed you much.
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    Bringing back wild bison

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    Bringing back wild bison

    Pool Turd was a good one, albeit brief
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    Bringing back wild bison

    More or less
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    Bringing back wild bison

    Did you go vegan while I was gone?
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    Bringing back wild bison

    I’ve had other monikers, but not for several years and not that one. And I haven’t been around here for the past couple years.
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    Bringing back wild bison

    Stop trying to change the subject from buffalo
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    Bringing back wild bison

    …and no, don’t be stupid. Your blood is now valuable and your semen is worth its weight in gold. Within a couple years you’ll be buying a sparkly boat with your seed money. Thank me later.
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    Bringing back wild bison

    Thanks for hijacking this thread for no other reason than to talk about Covid. Because we all definitely haven’t had enough of it 😂
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    Bringing back wild bison

    This just became a cougar thread
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    Bringing back wild bison

    Well played.
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    Bringing back wild bison

    i wasn’t aware of this. I’d love to hunt and eat a wild bison. But this isn’t a long term solution, just a pin-prick loophole
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    Bringing back wild bison

    Apparently Europe has bison as well, but they’re different and there are far fewer of them. There wouldn’t be ANY bison - or “wisent” as they’re called - remaining in Europe if not for the dedication of renowned German conservationist… Herman Georing? One more reason for Kanye to love the Nazis...
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    Bringing back wild bison

    If we bring them back to huntable populations we can all find out.
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    Stuck Shark

    @Wags2.0
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    Bringing back wild bison

    I had no idea you could hunt bison in Yellowstone and Custer. Learn something new every day!
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    Bringing back wild bison

    Train hunting was going to be my next thread
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    Bringing back wild bison

    What if a guy just started releasing bison across several states, like a tatanka vigilante. Figure you unleash two OTR trailers at each location. I know there are buffalo ranchers around here who I’m sure would love to act as accomplices.
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    Bringing back wild bison

    What would it take? I mean, a guy could just buy some bison and let them go, roaming the countryside as feral beasts to reinhabit the landscape. It would obviously piss of landowners and farmers, and justifiably so. If there aren’t laws against it you can guaran-dam-tee our septuagenarian...

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