I guess no matter how great your wife is or how badly it will affect your net worth, it's still hard to get over looking at Home Alone Joe Pesci with long hair.
They use a length/weight conversion chart. AIM is very generous with the conversion as well. Still quite an accomplishment in those conditions!
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Agreed. It may have been informative, but it was hard to get passed the grammar and the thought of him smoking copious amounts of weed while studying "sunfishes".