Crows - Interesting

[scrotcaster]

The California D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on on California highways recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the birds' beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorcycles, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorcycle kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "motorcycle."

Seen this on another forum, Thought id share

 

[Wallike]

Man, you had me until the punch line! Funny!

 

[JayKay]

These must be the crow variant from South Boston? Or perhaps they were Kennedy's?

 

[sl1000794]

The California D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on on California highways recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the birds' beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorcycles, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorcycle kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "motorcycle."

Seen this on another forum, Thought id share

Heard it before with semi's killing the crows. Still good tho.

 

[PrairieGhost]

These must be the crow variant from South Boston? Or perhaps they were Kennedy's?

No the Kennedy's are vultures not crows.

 

[Lapper]

Click bait- totally worth it though!

 

[WormWiggler]

I would have bet a pretty penny that gst would have asked who is paying for damages... I wonder if I hit a deer can I sue all the deer hunters that did not fill their tags?

 

[gst]

I would have bet a pretty penny that gst would have asked who is paying for damages... I wonder if I hit a deer can I sue all the deer hunters that did not fill their tags?

Hey there is already a thread to discuss that why screw up this one too.