I'm bored

[Bed Wetter]

Svnmag, tell us a lengthy and detailed story.

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Serious

Yeah, something with shenanigans.

 

[wildeyes]

yea, svnmag yea let her rip.

 

[johnr]

Svnmag, tell us a lengthy and detailed story.

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Do you remember svns awesome Ping-Pong ball story.

I wish I could find it over on the bobKat show and repost it, but I am too lazy and stupid.

 

[deleted_account]

Do you remember svns awesome Ping-Pong ball story.

I wish I could find it over on the bobKat show and repost it, but I am too lazy and stupid.

That was epic

 

[Captain Ahab]

Something with naughty time please...

 

[Kurtr]

Im not bored i am pissed went to the post office supposed to have a package delivered to according to there tracking numbers. Well that is just a maybe kind of deal and it might be here monday. The package is in mother fin st paul it is not three f in days from here. If there was a presidential candidate running on shutting that whole operation down they would have my vote. Most inept package delivery service other than maybe the Zimbabwe postal service. ffs ............rant off

 

[johnr]

Must be some pretty important items in said package.

its not a new liver is it? cause if it was that would really suck.

I had a sizeable check coming via usps and it seemed like forever for it to show up, as I had already spent a portion of it, it was 2:30 in the afternoon the day of expected delivery, so it was less of a story than the one you pose.

 

[svnmag]

Nothing to see here folks. He was calling us names and I felt pushed to lay the smack down. The "epic" tale of "Ping Pong Balls" required three mornings to complete. I'm not sure I'll ever re-gain that motivation and inspiration after it was unjustly zapped. Just like I just unjustly incinerated a beautiful 2lb hamburger. I guess I'm Captain Garbage Can...

 

[johnr]

its similar to the dark night all of us have had where you are working the hot chick at the bar, things are going great, cash is burning, drinks are flowing, you land the hook up, and in the morning its the older heavy friend that is laying next to you. Ive seen it a thousand times..

svn you have to pick yourself back up, dust yourself off, and then throw yourself right back down again. It is for the greater good, think of the children who missed this story, the empty lives they will now have to meander through with no direction, no proper influence. It should be a quest of yours, for the children.

 

[Kurtr]

Must be some pretty important items in said package.

its not a new liver is it? cause if it was that would really suck.

I had a sizeable check coming via usps and it seemed like forever for it to show up, as I had already spent a portion of it, it was 2:30 in the afternoon the day of expected delivery, so it was less of a story than the one you pose.

Not so much important as I will live with out it. It pisses me off when company's say something but dont follow through

 

[Bed Wetter]

My favorite was juanr's Bob the builder of bridges and burglar of bottoms. Never laughed so hard. Just never saw it coming, straight outta left field.

I never witnessed the ping pong story :-(

 

[lunkerslayer]

I really liked the story about the baby coyote/fox catching a ride.

 

[Davy Crockett]

Haha, Back when the fish were still biting good still I caught a limit of suckers with honeydews.

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Seems like I missed most of the classic threads.

 

[lunkerslayer]

Im not bored i am pissed went to the post office supposed to have a package delivered to according to there tracking numbers. Well that is just a maybe kind of deal and it might be here monday. The package is in mother fin st paul it is not three f in days from here. If there was a presidential candidate running on shutting that whole operation down they would have my vote. Most inept package delivery service other than maybe the Zimbabwe postal service. ffs ............rant off

I hate the fact ND mail has to pass through fargo, then grand forks then devils lake. Oh but if you buy something from say Oregon, the package comes in to Minot, then Bismarck, the fargo, then grand forks and finally to Devils lake.

 

[Davy Crockett]

Wife is retired carrier, When she was still there, Upper management made a lot of automated changes that cost mega bucks and screwed up the whole system. They slowed down the mail and made the life of a postal worker miserable. Up to that point they were showing a yearly profit but have been losing big money every since. I feel sorry for the postal workers on the short end of the stick that are out on the beat every day rain, Snow or shine.

 

[HomeSlice]

This is what i did as a kid when i was bored/piss the parents off.
http://garyc.me/bring/

 

[Allen]

for some reason ive always pictured him as the gyro captain from beyond thunderdome.

The detective I hired to track him down for some intellectual property theft came back with this pic of him.

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Sorry svn, I know not the things a beer will make me do at times. :;:cheers

 

[SDMF]

Svnmag, tell us a lengthy and detailed story.

You probably want him to tell you the one that starts out (typing in his best Alyson Hannigan): "This one time, at man camp..........."

 

[svnmag]

I've never found pleasure at man camp and I'm still brooding about the ruined hamburger. These boiled eggs and Catalina dressing are a fine snack yet the snuffed potential of the beautiful hunk of cow flesh will haunt for a while. Ahab and his wily distraction defeated my day. It's like he has a sixth sense passion for screwing hamburger patty sandwiches. I'll wager he's banned from Arby's.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dieHhAv1y4c

 

[johnr]

So what did the kids family do with all them ping pong balls after his untimely passing?
Don't leave us hanging bro