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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Wally World" data-source="post: 439397" data-attributes="member: 8258"><p>Ole and Sven die in a snomobile accident, drunker than skunks, and go to hell. The devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says”Doesn’t the heat and smoke bother you?” Ole replies, “Vell, ya know, ve’re from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow and ice, an ve’re yust happy fer a chance to varm up a little bit, ya know.” The Devil decides that these two aren’t miserable enough and turns up the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two guys from Minnesota, The Devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling <a href="https://www.in-depthoutdoors.com/species/walleye/" target="_blank">walleye</a> and drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims, “Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves.” Sven replies, “Vell, ya know, ve don’t get toomuch varm weather up dere at the Falls, so ve’ve yust got ta haff a fish fry ven da veather’s dis nice.” The Devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with an answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The Devil decides to turn the heat off in hell. The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan, or gnash their teeth. The Devil smiles and heads to the room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them in their parkas, bomber hats and mittens. They are jumping up and down, yelling and screaming like mad men. The Devil is dumbfounded, “I don’t understand, when I turn up the heat, you are happy. Now it’s freezing cold and you are still happy. What is wrong with you two?” They both look at the devil i surprise and say, “Vell, don’t ya know, if Hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl!”</p></blockquote><p></p>

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