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Message: <blockquote data-quote="MathewsZman" data-source="post: 118410" data-attributes="member: 257">Woman arrested for defecating on boss’ desk after winning the lotteryNEW YORK – A 41-year-old woman had the winning lottery ticket worth over 3 million dollars on Friday night, but showed up to work anyway on Monday to deliver one last package.<img src="https://daveweasel.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/woman-takes-dump-on-boss-desk-2.png?w=547" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />The courier company had no idea of her winnings. “I knew something was wrong because I came back from lunch and the door to my office was closed,” said the manager. I slowly opened the door to discover the woman with her pants around her ankles, hunched over on my desk like a hippopotamus/cheetah dropping a massive poo on my desk. She shot her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.”“It was worth it,” the woman said on arrest. “On Friday when I realized I hit the lotto, I knew this would be the first thing I would do. I hit up every Mexican food truck and saved my dumps all weekend. I was shuffling around like a death-row inmate trying not to explode. I’ve been putting up with that guy’s shit for years, it’s time he put up with some of mine.”P.S. The <a href="https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/04/25/woman-arrested-for-defecating-on-boss-desk-after-winning-the-lottery/" target="_blank">story</a> is from the The Valley Report, a website that mostly publishes satirical articles. It occasionally puts out a fake news stories like this one in order to drive traffic and revenue, according to its owner, a comedian who goes by the name <a href="https://www.facebook.com/daveweasel/timeline" target="_blank">Dave Weasel</a>.</blockquote>

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