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<blockquote data-quote="NodakBuckeye" data-source="post: 38777" data-attributes="member: 714"><p>Was just a simple failure to use an adjective to define smell in such a way as to not leave the masses with an ambiguous defenition of how she smells. Naturally, the female will assume everyone thinks she smells like the south end of a north bound mule. They can be ambiguous, we cannot. For instance, "nothing" never, ever means nothing. Fine is worse than nothing. Ask her if she needs help and she says no, best help her out. You can take a girl on a date, ask her where would she like to eat- answer will be wherever, or I don't care. Movie? Sure! What would you like to see? Doesn't matter. Next day you tell your buddies you had a great time and hit it off. She tells her girlfriends we had to eat where he wanted and watched a movie he wanted to see..... </p><p></p><p>You cannot go back and clarify the post, she will then be upset that people think she might be a battle axe and made you do it. Get her some flowers and a bottle o wine and a nice sappy card. ¡Vaya con Dios!</p><p></p><p>On a slightly different yet still related observation, anyone notice how a doorknob can actually prevent a women from leaving a place? Everytime they touch it they turn back around and start talking again. And that is the true reason men get the door for women; we want to get to where we are going.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="NodakBuckeye, post: 38777, member: 714"] Was just a simple failure to use an adjective to define smell in such a way as to not leave the masses with an ambiguous defenition of how she smells. Naturally, the female will assume everyone thinks she smells like the south end of a north bound mule. They can be ambiguous, we cannot. For instance, "nothing" never, ever means nothing. Fine is worse than nothing. Ask her if she needs help and she says no, best help her out. You can take a girl on a date, ask her where would she like to eat- answer will be wherever, or I don't care. Movie? Sure! What would you like to see? Doesn't matter. Next day you tell your buddies you had a great time and hit it off. She tells her girlfriends we had to eat where he wanted and watched a movie he wanted to see..... You cannot go back and clarify the post, she will then be upset that people think she might be a battle axe and made you do it. Get her some flowers and a bottle o wine and a nice sappy card. ¡Vaya con Dios! On a slightly different yet still related observation, anyone notice how a doorknob can actually prevent a women from leaving a place? Everytime they touch it they turn back around and start talking again. And that is the true reason men get the door for women; we want to get to where we are going. [/QUOTE]
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