random questions...

[raider]

who is pete, and why is it for his sake???

 

[Auggie]

I believe he has a dragon.

 

[2400]

who is pete, and why is it for his sake???

"Because I said so!"

 

[Davy Crockett]

Oh my aching back , Peter peter pumkin eater had a wife and couldn't keep her , Put her in a pumpkin shell and there he kept her very well. That's the way I heard it ,Sounds spooky when you really think about it.

 

[CatDaddy]

His name was Puff, of course the magic dragon....lived by the sea.

I believe he has a dragon.

 

[SDMF]

I believe it was George Carlin who wondered aloud something that's said during the safety speech prior to taking off in an airplane.

At some point the flight attendant will say something to the effect of: "In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion will become a floatation device."

Carlin then considered deeper and wondered aloud, "Why doesn't the plane just become a boat?"

 

[2400]

I believe it was George Carlin who wondered aloud something that's said during the safety speech prior to taking off in an airplane.

At some point the flight attendant will say something to the effect of: "In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion will become a floatation device."

Carlin then considered deeper and wondered aloud, "Why doesn't the plane just become a boat?"

Why ask why?

 

[LBrandt]

Saint Peter for Petes sake.

 

[Sum1]

Why are there libtards?

 

[deleted___account]

Where's 7

 

[Auggie]

His name was Puff, of course the magic dragon....lived by the sea.

The name of Pete's dragon is Elliot.

 

[guywhofishes]

Sam Elliot did not play the part of Pete’s dragon.

#fakedragonnews

 

[Twitch]

With you guys all under the influence, what is guy’s sausage waiter going to do for fun?

 

[Lapper]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? If if a female maybe it goes How much wood could a woodchuck suck?

 

[guywhofishes]

With you guys all under the influence, what is guy’s sausage waiter going to do for fun?

He could really mess with people by getting their order right.

 

[deleted___account]

What if all this time that puff the magic dragon thing was actually the dragon being a junky. Nobody ever said what the smoke was. hmmmm deep thoughts....I mean the dudes flying around, he's gotta be smokin somethin crazy to make him fly around.

 

[2400]

You better do this OR ELSE!!

I always wondered what the "or else" was. I decided once as a kid to ask what the "or else" was thinking it might be a better choice.




Never, never ask what the "or else" is.

 

[dean nelson]

If something can be out of whack then could it also be in the whack and what is whack anyways?

How much wind could a windbreaker break if a windbreaker could break wind?

 

[Twitch]

You better do this OR ELSE!!

I always wondered what the "or else" was. I decided once as a kid to ask what the "or else" was thinking it might be a better choice.




Never, never ask what the "or else" is.

Probably doesn’t mean the same thing in today’s world. Judging by the actions of people today I’d say or else means or else I’ll let you go to your safe space and buy you things

 

[Davy Crockett]

If something can be out of whack then could it also be in the whack and what is whack anyways?

How much wind could a windbreaker break if a windbreaker could break wind?

Until your eyeball has been whacked hard enough to throw it out of whack from a hood string knot on a wind breaker breaking wind you will not understand.