And Moses
Moses, the stuttering shepherd turned reluctant liberator, was a hot-tempered, self-doubting basket case who stumbled into greatness. Plucked from a river as a baby, he grew up a pampered Egyptian prince before murdering a man in a fit of rage and fleeing to the desert. There, he bumbled into a divine encounter with a burning bush, only to argue with God about his lousy public-speaking skills. Despite freeing the Israelites with plagues and miracles, he was a perpetual grump—smashing tablets, whining about his flock, and dooming himself to die just shy of the Promised Land because he couldn’t follow simple instructions. A flawed, furious mess of a man, yet somehow a titan of faith.