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<blockquote data-quote="Zogman" data-source="post: 433726" data-attributes="member: 328"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 22px">All very TRUE!</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us good candidates. </strong>Jay Leno~</p><p></p><p><strong>The problem with political jokes is they get elected. </strong>~Henry Cate, VII~<strong>The problem with political jokes is they get elected. </strong>~Henry Cate, VII~</p><p></p><p><strong>We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office </strong>~Aesop~</p><p></p><p><strong>Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.</strong>~Nikita Khrushchev~</p><p></p><p><strong>When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it</strong>~Clarence Darrow~</p><p></p><p><strong>Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. </strong>~John Quinton~</p><p></p><p><strong>Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. </strong>~Author unknown~</p><p></p><p><strong>Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan~ </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. </strong>~Oscar Ameringer~</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. </strong>~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~</p><p></p><p><strong>A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.</strong>~ Tex Guinan~</p><p></p><p><strong>Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. </strong>~Doug Larson~</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zogman, post: 433726, member: 328"] [B][SIZE=6]All very TRUE![/SIZE] If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us good candidates. [/B]Jay Leno~ [B]The problem with political jokes is they get elected. [/B]~Henry Cate, VII~[B]The problem with political jokes is they get elected. [/B]~Henry Cate, VII~ [B]We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office [/B]~Aesop~ [B]Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.[/B]~Nikita Khrushchev~ [B]When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it[/B]~Clarence Darrow~ [B]Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. [/B]~John Quinton~ [B]Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. [/B]~Author unknown~ [B]Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan~ Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. [/B]~Oscar Ameringer~ [B]I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. [/B]~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~ [B]A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.[/B]~ Tex Guinan~ [B]Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. [/B]~Doug Larson~ [/QUOTE]
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