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Message: <blockquote data-quote="cooter00" data-source="post: 212068" data-attributes="member: 737">NO SHIIT!!HIGH SCHOOL 1957 vs. 2018 Scenario 1: Jack goes duck hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot withhis shotgun in his truck's gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets hisshotgun to show Jack. 2018- School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees histruck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario 2: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2018 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark.They are bothcharged with assault and both expelled â€“ even though Johnny started it. Scenario 3: Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Hethen returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2018 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD.The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has adisability. Scenario 4: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with hisbelt. 1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes asuccessful businessman. 2018 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is toldby Billy's sister that she remembers being spanked herself, andtheir dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist. Scenario 5: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. 1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock. 2018-  The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His caris then searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario 6: Pedro fails high school English. 1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college. 2018  - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining thatteaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher.  English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speakEnglish. Scenario 7: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a modelairplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed. 1957 - Ants die. 2018 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domesticterrorism. The FBI investigates his parents - and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Scenario 8: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him. 1957 â€“ In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2018 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years inState Prison. Johnny undergoes 5years of therapy.</blockquote>

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