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<blockquote data-quote="gst" data-source="post: 43432" data-attributes="member: 373"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'">Sven and Ole worked together, and both were laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Ole said "Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton panties." </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'">The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'">Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitters was a skilled job the clerk gave Sven $600 a week. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'">When Ole found out he was furious. He stormed back in to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'">The clerk explained: panty stitchers were unskilled and diesel fitters were skilled labor. </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'">"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on, Sven pulls on it and says, "Yep, diesel fitter."</span></span><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gst, post: 43432, member: 373"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Lucida Grande]Sven and Ole worked together, and both were laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Ole said "Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton panties." [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Lucida Grande]The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Lucida Grande]Sven was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitters was a skilled job the clerk gave Sven $600 a week. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Lucida Grande]When Ole found out he was furious. He stormed back in to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Lucida Grande]The clerk explained: panty stitchers were unskilled and diesel fitters were skilled labor. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Lucida Grande]"What skill?" yelled Ole. "I sew the elastic on, Sven pulls on it and says, "Yep, diesel fitter."[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Lucida Grande] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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