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The Perfect Bologna Sammich
2 slices white bread
2 slices Oscar Meyer bologna (thick cut preferred)
Handful crushed potato chips
Ketchup
Carefully lay out the bread parallel to each other. Top each with one slice of bologna. On the right bread/bologna duo, place potato chips so they are near the crust, but not quite. Squirt a healthy amount of ketchup on the chips. In one, graceful motion, put the left bread/bologna duo onto the right bread/bologna/chips/ketchup conglomerate. Give your sandwich a gentle smash, and put in a Zip-Lock sandwich bag. Eat within a few hours so ketchup does not make chips too soggy.
Note: If you do not follow these guidelines and instead put ketchup next to bread, you'll wind up with a mooshy mess fit only for people from Wisconsin or in-laws.
That sounds like something fed to pow's or something.