Dirtymike's basement

[deleted_account]

I am trapped in his basement. The epoxy and paint fumes are more than I can take, and his dog pees uncontrollably. He says he's taking me fishing tomorrow but im not so sure.

#itputsthelotiononitsskin #:;:help

 

[guywhofishes]

Ha ha ha

 

[Bowhunter_24]

If I see u guys I'm gonna swerve

 

[Bed Wetter]

 

[espringers]

Where you fishing?

 

[johnr]

Fancy feast strikes again. Excellent

 

[Captain Ahab]

Chloroform first, love later.

 

[Kurtr]

 

[svnmag]

I enjoy gay basement time stories.

- - - Updated - - -

http://www.thewrap.com/new-york-times-invents-gay-twitter-and-gay-twitter-erupts/

 

[SDMF]

 

[JayKay]

Haha, been there Wags. Don't leave your shoes BY the door. Leave them OUTSIDE the door, or Wrigley will wet them down good.

Also, the only way to get out of that basement is to go upstairs and eat. I would never go there when his wife isn't home.

 

[Sub_Elect]

Wrigley is a pee demon. Craps quite a bit too! Hahahaha.

 

[Kickemup]

Haha

 

[NDwalleyes]

 

[Ericb]

Hopefully he has nice neighbors!

 

[Captain Ahab]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GffhXrdG9yM

 

[Bed Wetter]

Hopefully he has nice neighbors!

Always the same story, "he seemed like such a nice, ordinary guy." This is why I'm always a little weird with my neighbors. Keeps them from thinking there's people trapped in my basement. Need to borrow a cup of flour? Sure, but I want it back with interest. Have you accepted Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior? Let's talk about the Japs...

 

[tikkalover]

Is there a sign above the staircase that says, Porn Palace enter at your own risk.:;:huh ;:;rofl ;:;boozer

 

[Kurtr]

 

[Wild and Free]

Also, the only way to get out of that basement is to go upstairs and eat. I would never go there when his wife isn't home.

Tell us more about this so called elusive unicorn like Samich maker you are speaking of.