That would be fun but I hunt to close to Fargo and on public land. I don't feel like getting shot.
it doesn't hurt that bad - and you get used to it
Turkeys are so stupid! I don't know how many times I was parked deer hunting they would just walk up to the pickup.
That's what I have always thought too, however after hunting them the past couple years with calls and decoys, I've learned a few things. They are just as stupid as a big old horny buck on a hot doe at times, but they are just as clever as that same big old buck the other 345 days of the year. I am speaking strictly from decoying/calling perspective. Its like those bastards know when you are hunting them and when you pose no threat.