You want a watch why? There is a clock on the oven.
In my case I know my answerHow much cash you got hid.
Your fucking mother
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She says are you in yet
You say I don't know I can't feel anything.
Kidding guys kidding
That one is a joke
I did once and said I what to name it KeystoneThings I NEVER say.... honey I'm pregnant.
Sounds to me like some of you married the wrong woman! My first marriage was that way. Not the woman i married but she changed fast.
My second and current bride i couldn't ask for anyone better. Great person, mother, lover, & friend. We do just about everything together and neither of us would want it any other way. Found out how GREAT life can be and don't have to walk on egg shells!!!
Pics or never happenedNever read these threads with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Hurts when they come out the nose...
Totally the last boat I'll ever need
I'm only going to have one beer and I'll be home
And my all-time bone head move: "we cant have another kid, our house is too small." (wife starts house shopping).