Things you may have to say to your wife
It is amazing that you are still alive.When our first daughter was born and the doctor asked in advance if I wanted to cut the cord I responded "that's ok I grew up with cattle and helped birth enough calves". AGAIN bad idea and thank the lord above my wife had an epidural or I think she would have sent me to another floor of the hospital.
It is amazing that you are still alive and not divorced.
It is amazing that you are still alive.
My wife said I just lost 5#s
My reply,
kinda like throwing a deck chair off the titanic isn’t it,
as I was seeking an escape route..