Getting the "SNIP"

[SDMF]

I suppose we could compare college honor medallions and net worth?

Paris Hilton has a net worth of $100 Million and Jessica Simpson $150 Million. So, by your measure above, if one has a net worth of $5 Million, they're 95% dumber than Paris and 96.6% dumber than the girl who thought she could substitute Tuna for Chicken because Tuna is "Chicken of the Sea."

 

[Kenneth]

Paris Hilton has a net worth of $100 Million and Jessica Simpson $150 Million. So, by your measure above, if one has a net worth of $5 Million, they're 95% dumber than Paris and 96.6% dumber than the girl who thought she could substitute Tuna for Chicken because Tuna is "Chicken of the Sea."

good one!

 

[Captain Ahab]

Paris Hilton has a net worth of $100 Million and Jessica Simpson $150 Million. So, by your measure above, if one has a net worth of $5 Million, they're 95% dumber than Paris and 96.6% dumber than the girl who thought she could substitute Tuna for Chicken because Tuna is "Chicken of the Sea."

If you can sing or inherit money, you don't need to have intelligence I guess. I was called unintelligent. I wasn't happy. I fired back. The end.

 

[SDMF]

If you can sing or inherit money, you don't need to have intelligence I guess.

Frank Gore and Honeybadger scored 5 and 4 out of 40 respectively on the Wonderlic test. Gore has a net worth of $10 Million and HB is currently in a $3 Million rookie deal with lots of ball left to play.

One of the Valedictorians who graduated the same yr as me couldn't hold a part time job as a cashier 5yrs out of high school.

 

[Allen]

Holy eff Guy...::wowzers::

Did you read to the end?

[h=3]"About Dan Q[/h]
Dan Q is a software engineer, a director of a voluntary organisation, a trainee counsellor, a keen geocacher, and an amateur magician. He lives with his partner and her husband in a polyamorous triad, and occasionally finds time to blog."



Sounds to me like he should have gotten a full nut-ectomy. Geocacher, really?

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This thread is one of the instant classics we will all cringe about for years to come.

 

[guywhofishes]

I took Dan Q's bio as a continuation of humorous fiction. Now I'm not so sure.
Crud.

 

[Enslow]

If you can sing or inherit money, you don't need to have intelligence I guess. I was called unintelligent. I wasn't happy. I fired back. The end.

Wow that isnt how it went down as you replied to me saying you remember when you were single and smart. Haha you totally started it and then brought college medallions and net worth into this. Get a pallet of butthurt butter from guywhofished maybe.

 

[johnr]

So enslow, you are single, stupid, and poor? haha

at least you aren't a gelding.

 

[svnmag]

This WILL NOT do! You guys cut the shi'ite and shake hands!:;:cheers

 

[Account Deleted]

Dudes cant get pregnant, that is womans work entirely.

Don't let her tell you otherwise. Mrs johnr got tied up, as I explained the potential for impotence with this nut sack invasion. She agreed and handled the baby maker stoppage.

Your wife is a saint and you're not good looking enough for you to get away with all you do. Something is fishy...or exceptionally well endowed.

 

[Enslow]

So enslow, you are single, stupid, and poor? haha

at least you aren't a gelding.

Yep pretty much and i suck at fishing too haha.

 

[Duckslayer100]

I think I found the recipe for bitchfesting on NDA:

Nut-snip talk + crappy fishing weather + election year = shit flinging galore

I'll remember this again in four years.

 

[guywhofishes]

Wow that isnt how it went down as you replied to me saying you remember when you were single and smart. Haha you totally started it and then brought college medallions and net worth into this. Get a pallet of butthurt butter from guywhofished maybe.

dude - did you see what I caught on my Enslow Special the other day?

 

[deleted_account]

Your wife is a saint and you're not good looking enough for you to get away with all you do. Something is fishy...or exceptionally well endowed.

careful, id imagine he still needs to fit his noggin through door ways now and again.

 

[svnmag]

Did you read to the end?

"About Dan Q


Dan Q is a software engineer, a director of a voluntary organisation, a trainee counsellor, a keen geocacher, and an amateur magician. He lives with his partner and her husband in a polyamorous triad, and occasionally finds time to blog."



Sounds to me like he should have gotten a full nut-ectomy. Geocacher, really?

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No. I glanced at it, got a bit woozy and couldn't freaking believe GUY of all folks posted it.

 

[deleted_account]

this whole thing needs to get axed. now.

 

[guywhofishes]

No. I glanced at it, got a bit woozy and couldn't freaking believe GUY of all folks posted it.

This over-reaction from Sister svnmag still has me "scratching my head".

 

[man in the box]

Getting back on topic...not that it's a topic I like to talk about, but oh well. When I went in to get snipped, I passed out when he stuck the needle in with the Novocain on the second side. When I came to he says to me "I've got one side done, should I do the other one?". Umm, yeah, that's a dumb question. Telling my buddy about it and he said his Dr. gave him a "don't give a crap" pill before doing the deed and he said he was making jokes with the Dr. If given a choice, I'd highly recommend getting the pill first.

 

[guywhofishes]

The more I read the wiser I become on this topic.

 

[deleted_account]

As terrible as this whole process sounds..... could a single 30 year old get this procedure done without having to go to mexico? Im asking for a friend