Titty Sprinkles-A primer

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It seems there is some confusion out there with some about the origin of titty sprinkles and what it means. Titty sprinkles is a replacement for a cuss word, specifically the F word. Not any other. So in context, you must use the correct verbiage, etc. to accurately describe your meaning or those who do know what it means will be confused by what you are trying to say and, possibly, mock you for your ignorance. Take for example the below clip (NSFW and definitely not kid friendly):


Rocco's monologue using the correct tense, verbiage, etc. would read:

"Titty sprinklin’-What the titty sprinklin’. Titty sprinkles. Who the titty sprinkles titty sprinkled this titty sprinkling…How did you two titty sprinkling tittle sprinkles…Titty sprinkles!"

There. Now you know.

 

[2400]

So what the fuck are you saying?

 

[Bed Wetter]

So what the titty sprinkles are you saying?

We have a word for that. Use it. We're trying to keep this place clean.

 

[Kurtr]

So do we need words for all the other words?

 

[NodakBuckeye]

So do we need words for all the other words?

Only THE word, the big one, the Queen-Mother of dirty words, the F dash-dash-dash word!

 

[svnmag]

 

[Kurtr]

So me typing Frick is less offensive than saying the f word. What if I am more offended by titty's being typed? Just playing devil advocate cause shit don't offend this mother titty sprinkler.

 

[svnmag]

 

[Kurtr]

Your going to shoot your eye out rahlfy.

 

[Bed Wetter]

Once again, svn's superior intellect shines through. (No sarcasm implied.) We need to add Scott Farkus to our dialect. Maybe when someone runs their mouth and deserves a beating we dub them "Farkus." Or are we already calling that a "gst?" (See what I did there? I'm talking shit for no reason, just asking to be a Farkus. Haha)

 

[Kurtr]

Mundsoned or meeloshed is better

 

[Bed Wetter]

Not to be confused with Farkle.

 

[svnmag]

Once again, svn's superior intellect shines through. (No sarcasm implied.) We need to add Scott Farkus to our dialect. Maybe when someone runs their mouth and deserves a beating we dub them "Farkus." Or are we already calling that a "gst?" (See what I did there? I'm talking shit for no reason, just asking to be a Farkus. Haha)

Oh no...."sigh" (Hillary Clinton with tele-prompter). Well, bring it on...

 

[Obi-Wan]

 

[Maddog]

That's what I'm talking about Willis.

 

[Lou63]

for when titty sprinkles just wont cover it

 

[Achucker]

I'm thinking this should have been in the coffee thread with caption. And donuts? ;:;rofl

 

[watson]

I prefer words like shart and frick, titty sprinkles just seems fricken stupid

 

[JayKay]

Mundsoned or meeloshed is better

I disagree, even though I know the meaning of those terms. Calling someone a Farkus is a perfect poke in the eye.

Alternately, "fargin'" is an appropriate synonym for the big kahuna of swear words. See Michael Keaton's "Johnny Dangerously", as in "this is FARGIN' war..". Also, "cork-sucking suminabadges.."

 

[johnr]

Cheap perfume and serving huckleberry pie are a bad combination, swearing in front of children/women is similar, and has ruined many a desert.