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  1. JayKay

    Have you ever?

    This past spring, EARLY one Saturday morning on the way to Heskett to go wading. Early, like 4:45. Coffee and the heater in the vehicle, and I feel a rumble. Figure that I'd tough it out, since I really wanted to fish. Parked, got waders on, walked quite a ways, getting worse. After about...
  2. JayKay

    Dick's Sporting Goods

    So, to recap, we're talking about everyone's love/hate relationship with dicks, and you pony up (all in one sentence) "tank ass, thunder thighs, and crotch". Well played sir...
  3. JayKay

    Things my dog ate

    Coworkers pug ate a bottle top once. Xray showed it plain as can be. Surgery revealed three of them in there. Nested together. Moral of the story is, can't leave bottle tops on the coffee table around that dog.
  4. JayKay

    Dick's Sporting Goods

    Bismarck - full of bass fishing lures, and I've yet to find a good "deal" on anything fishing. I'd far rather shop at Dakota Tackle, Scheels, or Runnings. For hunting, I dunno, but for shooting, etc, they are just so-so. Sometimes good deals on ammo. I bought a set of golf clubs at the one...
  5. JayKay

    Last years Jackall customers

    Props to this guy, for excellent customer service. Fellas, get to know him before he gets famous. BTW, his painting is top-notch.
  6. JayKay

    Stuck out on Alice. Get rid of the vex!

    My wife and I are on maybe our fourth pair of iphones, and they've always been fine. When they get to two years old, the battery is not as robust, but that could be any two-year old battery, in any phone. When it's cold out, I keep my phone in an inside pocket, close to my body. I might not...
  7. JayKay

    Clearing Snow from Roof

    I have a roof rake, and it's not as much fun as it looks. It's darn hard work, when the drifts have hardened. The big overhanging wind-curls are neat to look at, but they put a huge amount of torque on your gutters. I always knock them off. If you've ever wondered how your gutters ever get...
  8. JayKay

    Best "Quotes of the Year".

    Wearing four layers of clothes, with a three-clothing-layer dick. No quotes, because I can't remember if that's exactly right, but you get the idea. Oh, and I can't quote this one either, because I might have it slightly wrong, but: And then I kicked her right in the toddler-hatch. Woman...
  9. JayKay

    New Years Snowfall

    For grins, my wife and girls and I watched Empire Strikes Back. Then I went out and cleared the driveway. I think I smelled a TaunTaun out there. And I looked like a Wampa when I came back in. On the plus side, the snow was so light and fluffy that I could truck right along in 6th gear with...
  10. JayKay

    Keeping hole open

    Could dilute it with what? Water? Maybe.. I believe that 40% vodka is 80 proof. And whether it's cheap rot-gut, or top shelf, should make no difference. Back in the day, I'd have swum across the Missouri River for some. No longer. Charcoal and coffee can for me. However, it's been said...
  11. JayKay

    DEEPER sonar

    I remember you posting your find on this site, looking for the owner. By your post today, I gather that you never did found out who'd lost it? Jaykay
  12. JayKay

    Lamest Walleye Advice Ever

    You are on the right track. Since you got no fall-walleye-slaughtering-grounds, talk NICELY to those who do. I'm no hunter, can't help you much since I fish the river more than any other places, but you're doing the right thing.
  13. JayKay

    Christmas Blizzard

    That plow blade was on the NW corner of 3rd and Bridgeport Monday through late Monday evening. Then it sat where your pic shows it, until Wednesday I think. It looks broken. They're too heavy to lift. I didn't notice it this morning heading west on Wachter. The white Mercury Sable that...
  14. JayKay

    Hey everyone!

    Ahh this one has spine..
  15. JayKay

    Fish House Break In

    Even with a permanent, I'd never leave valuables in there. Too easy to get in and cause someone a bunch of heartache.
  16. JayKay

    Hey everyone!

    Welcome. Tell us your secrets. We promise not to tell anyone...
  17. JayKay

    Spent the afternoon behind a snowblower

    You gotta get your "shed" cleared out. Yeesh, with all the trees you have, and the curved driveway, I bet you had a mess.
  18. JayKay

    Plows Beware

    Do not leave cars parked on the street. Can't say it enough. Not only are they prone to getting hit by plows, or anyone else on the road, but when the plows have to go around them, it leaves a huge mess once the owner finally gets around to moving the vehicle. The fines for leaving vehicles...
  19. JayKay

    Can you imagine finding this....

    Actually, I believe a person on a jetski spotted the body, and a boater tied a rope to it and pulled it to the sandbar just south of the Expy bridge. The boater is the father of a coworker. Ick. I've had ample time while fishing, to think of what I'd do if I discovered a body. I guess just...
  20. JayKay

    Christmas Blizzard

    They don't shut it down for storms, however, if you are trucking along in the passing lane and someone is behind you, please do us all a favor, and move into the right lane. - - - Updated - - - I've met your neighbor. Whatever you figure you'll need, double it.

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