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  1. johnr

    Nightcrawlers

    Lucky
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    A lost fisherman on the Missouri river

    To piggy back off of Lycans post, I ride my motor up. I can stand on the lower unit, and press the up switch right on the back of the motor and it raise me up to where I can step right onto the back. I have become to be a rather large man, and pulling myself into the boat with a hundred extra...
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    State bans hemp oil in health food stores.

    Thanks obama
  4. johnr

    Knife birthday gist ideas/help please

    Are you going to cut him? haha, just kidding. I have used the basic $15.00 knife for most of my life with tremendous luck. Those leech lake knifes are awesome, but the $100+ price tag is a bit much for a cheap bastard like me.
  5. johnr

    Vasaline and Chapped Lips

    Allan is right, you are a bunch of fags...haha
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    Auto Inflating Life Jackets

    I was once pushed overboard on a dink-around day. We were just swimming and goofing off in the boat, and I had an expensive pair of glasses on. They fell off my face into the water around me, I was not going to loss them so I stayed under too long flailing my arms around in the water in a...
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    Vasaline and Chapped Lips

    Chap stick, same as Visine is addictive, and should be used with extreme caution.
  8. johnr

    Fricken wild I just met....

    Sounds neat
  9. johnr

    Auto Inflating Life Jackets

    I don't wear one, I don't wear a seat belt, and I don't wear a helmet. At my age, and obviously pushing the luck button, I think it is time to start being a bit more responsible. I make my kids buckle up (most of the time), and they have to wear a helmet on the motor bikes, seat belts on the...
  10. johnr

    Colorado: Hunter claims to be sexually assaulted by a Sasquatch.

    svnmag?
  11. johnr

    Sakakawea NWT

    I was fishing in the bay, and way shallow last week, no piggies, but a nice bite through out the day, and we were not trying like we were looking to win a big pot. I would think they would not have to head that far north/west to find 52* or higher water temp, and some scoria flats.
  12. johnr

    2017 Deer Gun Season

    I am not looking to point fingers, but I will decide when my kid(s) are okay to handle a gun. They all started driving way young, the 4 wheelers, rangers, pickup, and boat. I was there with them, they would sit on my lap, or I would sit next to them in the vehicle. I do not allow my kids to...
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    Sakakawea NWT

    I am a man, so obviously I use a Droid phone, and would appreciate info for the app that works with this phone
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    2017 Deer Gun Season

    I put both my youngest through hunter safety last year right around Halloween time. My daughter was 12, and the boy was 10, because of his young age, and turning 11 in a month they allowed him to go through with me sitting in the class with him the entire 16 hours. Was not looking forward to...
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    2017 Deer Gun Season

    db-2 just send me your vital info, including SSN, and Credit card #, and I will handle your app process... I will also set you up with some fine Asian women
  16. johnr

    Porqupines

    I am not a fan of spiders either. I also don't like sagging pants, sonsabitches
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    What would you recommend?

    I agree, you cant put a price on a happy life. But seriously put pen to paper and calculate all your boating expense on an average of 3 years. Factor in tires, batteries, gas, oil, fishing poles, bait, ice, sunscreen, lures, replacing life jackets, minor repairs, boat license, fishing license...
  18. johnr

    Lund warranty

    haha, I'll take it.
  19. johnr

    What would you recommend?

    The boat will not be the only expense, there are tires on the trailer that will need replacing, motors that need tuning or service work, windshields bust, seats rip, electronics burn out, trolling motors burn out, tarps rip, etc... Then the gas for the boat, bait, beer, snacks, sun screen, boat...
  20. johnr

    Morel Mushroom

    Dog had a tick on him this weekend, mrs johnr picked it right off. She is a handy woman

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