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  1. johnr

    Ditch Cougars

    I am a town living SOB, I have a dog, and a cat. My dog is with me most of the time, other than working hours. My cat is where ever he wants to be, he roams the neighborhood, as do a few other cats. He is in the house most times, but makes it outside and keeps the neighborhood mouse free...
  2. johnr

    Ditch Cougars

    Not $200 neat. if that bad boy was closer to the $50 you blew, maybe. $200 buys 10- 30packs...haha
  3. johnr

    live from the blind.....

    did you tag it, or is this one of the five...haha
  4. johnr

    Ditch Cougars

    Busch light neon sign you say. Sounds like a good addition to the new garage.
  5. johnr

    Ditch Cougars

    By neighbor you mean yourself don't you.... Does your wife's let you drink in the garage....haha
  6. johnr

    Office Etiquette?

    LMAO I worked with a guy that had this same situation, he once was racing back to the office after a lunch meeting, got pulled over for speeding, and ended up shitting his pants while the officer was running his info in the squad car. The cop came back with his stuff and a ticket, then he went...
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    Oh the irony

    You'll have nothing and like it
  8. johnr

    Office Etiquette?

    I have a plug in scent thingy, that has been turned on a few times, but usually not soon enough...haha Fricken thing takes a half hour to warm up and put some scent out. I am not one to prepare for future farts 30 minutes in advance. The can of Glade just made my office smell like flowery farts.
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    Oh the irony

    Well..., I'm waiting
  10. johnr

    Office Etiquette?

    So when I am in my office taking care of business, and have to rip one, I usually do. Why is it 75%+ of the time when I do is when I get a customer, or one of the office people stops in. And silent but deadly is always true, but loud and deadly seems just as true for me. Is it just me, or do...
  11. johnr

    Oh the irony

    Is it pronounce snoop's, like snoopy? or is it pronounce snope, like pope? I always mentally thought it was snoops, like some medaling mother-in-law. - - - Updated - - - Or crazy old former conservatives that turned liberal, like a snoopy old doctor that thinks anything antiestablishment was...
  12. johnr

    Ditch Cougars

    What is you sit down to pee?
  13. johnr

    Favorite Holieday Songs "keep it clean"

    #guywhoshouldbecalledCaitlyn
  14. johnr

    Ditch Cougars

    Cats purr, and that's neat
  15. johnr

    Oh the irony

    neat
  16. johnr

    Ditch Cougars

    I have never shot a cat, doesn't sit right with me. Not judging anyone who has, I am just not into it. I sure wouldn't have 29 of them in my house though, I would likely be shooting at that point
  17. johnr

    New Fishing Regs. Proposal

    I visit the Elks club in town a couple times a month. I am apparently the lone guy to order a Manhattan, as 2 of the bartenders know my drink when I walk in. They see me and mrs johnr, pour her a glass of red wine, and spin me up a rye whiskey Manhattan prior to us sitting down. Its kind of...
  18. johnr

    ATV Snow Plows vs. Snow Blower

    Well my 20 year old, maybe older MTD model works like a champ. I prime it, choke it, pull the cord once or twice, and she starts up. Let it warm up some before putting a load on it, and away I go. Have never had snow it wouldn't blow, cleans right down to the concrete, blows about 15 yards out...
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    New Fishing Regs. Proposal

    I drink a Manhattan that entails 2 shots whiskey, 1 shot vermouth, 2 dash bitters, 2 ice cubes, and a cherry. Otherwise my whiskeys get a splash of sprite, or 7up and a few ice cubes. I am not as manly as I appear. If I was a chewer, I would spit too.
  20. johnr

    Bernie the Owl

    I only eat the testicles.

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