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  1. johnr

    coffee...

    35 years of slurping Folgers, I'm that sophisticated. Sounds pretty good, I had a Boston coffee on a cruise ship once, was a party in my mouth. Wish I knew what all it was, I would drink that again forever.
  2. johnr

    Fitbit

    I earned a crap ton of wasted time and regret
  3. johnr

    Deer blind

    Maybe the warden is in need of marshmallow's, and thinks this the opportune time for risk assessment.
  4. johnr

    whitetail hiding spots

    As the eagle tried to fly away with this doe in its talons it could no longer hold on, and as the deer fell it landed on the power lines. Witnesses claim the deer was at first trying to escape from the high wires, but as she connected to the other line it was a quick lights out.
  5. johnr

    Words you don't want to hear!

    are farts supposed to be wet, and then sticky?
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    Fitbit

    Is fitbit some form of heart rate monitoring contraption? When you move in reverse it changes your perception, which can effect equilibrium. Riding up on the elevator seems harmless, when I journey down is when I feel nauseous. Would this heart rate monitor even out the ringing in my ears.
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    Need to find some canning rings

    Is this for a mushky pickling event?
  8. johnr

    Words you don't want to hear!

    I am thinking a minivan would be a good next vehicle:;:howdy
  9. johnr

    How to collect a yellowjacket hive

    Isn't lyncan an expert on the entire Anthophila related topics
  10. johnr

    Sharia Law~

    It is nice to see the PC movement in at least some areas of our planet are not gaining ground. PC = TP
  11. johnr

    Narcos

    I like Velcro, its easier.
  12. johnr

    Mexico vacation

    So long as it stays away from Cabo, trips already booked and paid for. I hope mrs johnr put insurance on this business
  13. johnr

    Lycanthropes women

    So how can Lycanthrope have this beast of a picture 2 years prior to this story, just so happens, or the story is conjured up. Seems a pretty out there tail
  14. johnr

    Lycanthropes women

    WTF. Neat
  15. johnr

    Words you don't want to hear!

    does this pair of pants make my big ass look big...haha
  16. johnr

    Birds that catch other birds...

    Maybe it was an owl, have been seeing a bunch of owls this fall. I always feel tempted to blast at them, but enjoy my nontarnished record of being a good fella, and would see no benefit in this behavior
  17. johnr

    AWD or 4WD vans?

    On that same note, if you put a vagina on any man you would have a woman too...haha effin minivans
  18. johnr

    Mexico vacation

    I tried to drink the lounge in Porte Vallarta dry about 5 years ago, they were up to my shenanigans. I have since been drinking in my garage trying to prep for this winters journey, as long as my wifes will let me...hahaha
  19. johnr

    Words you don't want to hear!

    is it supposed to burn when I urinate?
  20. johnr

    Which New Truck Do I Need?

    I think that is a different truck, looks like it is a 6 door

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