I believe you made the correct decision with the salt. I believe we may be now on the precipice of wars over this stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDRWQUUUCF0
Precipice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZXxjmJK6iA
"Forget this...EFF the napkin!!!"
"No one who's who they were...or what they were doing"
"Where the dewdrops cry and the cats meow"
"Why not fix the choreography and keep this dwarfs clear so they won't trod upon it"
Well, softish boiled egg, wrapped in a combo coating of breakfast sausage and breadcrumbs then baked...or fried. I imagine the salt content is decent?...