Will never forget when my buddy had to take a dookie on the boat (loves placing himself between the main motor and kicker) only to realize the cubby had no more tp or paper towels.. Well the mice deterrent dryer sheets had to suffice and he spent the next half hour icing down the ol poop shoot with a big block of ice from the cooler, one of those stories that ages like a fine wine for sure.
It may age but surely not like FINE wine!!!