Bologna

[Wags2.0]

The Perfect Bologna Sammich

2 slices white bread
2 slices Oscar Meyer bologna (thick cut preferred)
Handful crushed potato chips
Ketchup

Carefully lay out the bread parallel to each other. Top each with one slice of bologna. On the right bread/bologna duo, place potato chips so they are near the crust, but not quite. Squirt a healthy amount of ketchup on the chips. In one, graceful motion, put the left bread/bologna duo onto the right bread/bologna/chips/ketchup conglomerate. Give your sandwich a gentle smash, and put in a Zip-Lock sandwich bag. Eat within a few hours so ketchup does not make chips too soggy.

Note: If you do not follow these guidelines and instead put ketchup next to bread, you'll wind up with a mooshy mess fit only for people from Wisconsin or in-laws.

That sounds like something fed to pow's or something.

 

[LBrandt]

Country song about being in jail and the cops wife bringing bologna sammys. Cant remember, to far back in the brain. HELP//////////

 

[Duckslayer100]

That sounds like something fed to presidents, royal families, and people who catch 12 pound walleyes, or something.

FIFY

 

[Bob]

Bon Homme County Jail, back in the late 70's, meal made by Sherriff's wife was vegetable soup, hard boiled egg and braunschweiger sandwich!! That was for a three meals by the way. It came for breakfast, what you didn't eat you got to finish it for lunch and then supper! So I was told!! Ha Ha Ha

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Bon Homme County Jail, back in the late 70's, meal made by Sherriff's wife was vegetable soup, hard boiled egg and braunschweiger sandwich!! That was for all three meals by the way. It came for breakfast, what you didn't eat you got to finish it for lunch and then supper! So I was told!! Ha Ha Ha

 

[AR-15]

Nothing wrong with a over night crock pot roast beef, I just bring the roast with and have with homemade buns, so tender you don't need a knife to cut

 

[NodakBuckeye]

Braunschweiger, coarse brown mustard, thin sliced sweet onion, sharp white cheddar on rye.

Lebanon Bologna is pretty good too, and summer sausage

 

[guywhofishes]

where does one buy Lebanon Bologna?

 

[fj40]

Beirut?

 

[NM 24]

Country song about being in jail and the cops wife bringing bologna sammys. Cant remember, to far back in the brain. HELP//////////

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXckMYK_5_w

 

[Maddog]

where does one buy Lebanon Bologna?

Duhh in Lebanon.

You are welcome.

 

[tikkalover]

When I was a kid we had this once a week. Mom would cook it 2 ways. 1.In a pot with sauerkraut 2.Boil it, then cut it either in chunks or sliced in circles then fried in a pan. ;:;barf

 

[guywhofishes]

hey now... my bros and I loved that ring bologna

aka ##### ####

 

[LBrandt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXckMYK_5_w

Thank you. LB

 

[NodakBuckeye]

where does one buy Lebanon Bologna?

Online! Lebanon County area of Pa is where it originated.

 

[Allen]

I’d rather lick the bottom of my boot than eat bologna. I gag just thinking about bologna.

You have obviously not been in the same men's bathrooms that I have the past few days....

 

[JayKay]

I can't remember eating a bologna sandwich without a slice of cheese on it.

Me too, although since we've been to the moon, I've found the modern ways to be great. It's been some time since I've commenced gnawing on a bologna sandwich without the cheeseloaf version. those little dots of cheese ensnared in the oily bologna, are truly something to behold.

 

[Whisky]

I love bologna. If you want to try some damn good locker plant bologna check out the selection at Barton Meats in Carrington. They make the big chubs perfect for sandwiches, not ring style....White bread, iceburg lettuce, American cheese, pickle, little yellow mustard and Miracle Whip.

 

[guywhofishes]

If you don't like bologna you were probably dropped on your tongue as an infant.

I'm sorry that happened to you.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I'll see your Bologna and raise you to Cotto Salami.

 

[guywhofishes]

I'll see your Bologna and raise you to Cotto Salami.

It would appear the Lebanon Bologna closely resembles Cotto Salami.

https://archive.courierpress.com/features/blume-lebanon-bologna-ep-1089703043-324764061.html/