Confession to KurtR

[deleted_account]

i faked playing the trumpet for 3 full years of band. Literally, i just sat there and pressed the finger buttons randomly through concerts.

 

[MathewsZman]

Sometimes I masturbate Kurt.

 

[Mort]

ooooohh boooy....everybody's dark deep childhoold crushes/fantasy/wet dreams are coming to the surface......ohh myyy lol.......

 

[wildeyes]

MAN, my eyes are burning and my brain is all messed up now. :;:help

 

[Bowhunter_24]

I once sat in a 2 man flip over icehouse with another man and Ahab. It was pitch black outside and we didn't have lines in the water. Ahab was naked and we sang "blue" by Eiffel 65. Then I "think" I drove to Devils Lake and started to drink.

 

[Bfishn]

I still miss the original Mario Bros and Super Dodge Ball game. Whew, what a relief to discuss.

I still have an original NES hooked up to a tv in a spare bedroom. Sometimes during crappy winter evenings, I drink by myself and binge on super tecmo bowl.

 

[Kurtr]

I once sat in a 2 man flip over icehouse with another man and Ahab. It was pitch black outside and we didn't have lines in the water. Ahab was naked and we sang "blue" by Eiffel 65. Then I "think" I drove to Devils Lake and started to drink.

I still have an original NES hooked up to a tv in a spare bedroom. Sometimes during crappy winter evenings, I drink by myself and binge on super tecmo bowl.

best game ever

 

[Rut2much]

I had a madd crush on jessica rabbit.
I preferred using baby spoons for far too long.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I had a madd crush on jessica rabbit.
I preferred using baby spoons for far too long.

She was a smoke show.

 

[Bed Wetter]

I love The Sound of Music. It's got Nazis, Austria, and Dame Julie Andrews.what more could you ask for.

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i faked playing the trumpet for 3 full years of band. Literally, i just sat there and pressed the finger buttons randomly through concerts.

Time to update my will, you son of a bitch.

 

[deleted_account]

I love The Sound of Music. It's got Nazis, Austria, and Dame Julie Andrews.what more could you ask for.

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Time to update my will, you son of a bitch.

Oh? i've finally reached a level of sociopath that you will now put me in your will?! Awesome, put me down for that mauser k98.

 

[guywhofishes]

 

[Bed Wetter]

IncrediblyOldguywhofishes

 

[guywhofishes]

IncrediblyOldguywhofishes

I was maybe only 10 or so but I sure thought she was just dreamy. Please keep in mind porn/computers weren't exactly on the radar for kids in the early 70s.

Named my daughter Joei. Ha ha.

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and besides - I thought this thread was a safe place to open up?

 

[Twitch]

If I was the judgy type I would have to say some of you fellas make me laugh and some of you terrify me....:;:stirthepot Does it mean I've been here to long when the lines between the two are becoming blurred.

 

[Sum1]

i have twice as an adult, sharted

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Just this week i used the old "its not you, its me" line - it was definitely her

Twice?? As an adult? I shart about twice a month.

 

[deleted_account]

Twice?? As an adult? I shart about twice a month.

i was sort of wondering if that number seemed low. guess I have a pretty good trap door. so I got that goin for me, which is nice.

 

[Twitch]

i was sort of wondering if that number seemed low. guess I have a pretty good trap door. so I got that goin for me, which is nice.

Here he is the cindarella boy...he's the cindarella story;:;rofl

 

[Jigaman]

 

[JayKay]

i was sort of wondering if that number seemed low. guess I have a pretty good trap door. so I got that goin for me, which is nice.

Waggers, this is temporary. Unlike cheese, it will not get better with age.